What do you call yours?

From: Steve Jones 
Sent: Thursday, August 17, 2017 10:42 PM
To: af@afmug.com 
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT Monday Morning

I really hope by trumpet, you mean trumpet, as in musical instrument

On Thu, Aug 17, 2017 at 9:11 PM, Chuck McCown <ch...@wbmfg.com> wrote:

  I took the mercury out of a thermostat and totally coated my trumpet.  It was 
very shiny for a while.  I still have that trumpet.  

  From: Steve Jones 
  Sent: Thursday, August 17, 2017 5:59 PM
  To: af@afmug.com 
  Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT Monday Morning

  Those were the good old days, i got caught playing with a puddle of mercury 
from a broken thermometer on the playground once. The teacher told me i was 
going to die and i was stupid. Made me wash my hands. After school i told my 
mom, she told me i wasnt going to die, but i was stupid, then we talked about 
how cool mercury is to mess with and how she played with it as a kid. 
  Today, a hazmat crew would have been called in and 10 kids who werent  near 
it would have had lawsuits against the school.

  Was on the playground after school once, the city had just widened the 
streets. As i stepped off the grass to the blacktop i heard a crazy loud 
cracking, woosh and bang behind me, as i turned around the tree next to the 
road had fallen like 10 feet behind me cause the city cut through all the roots 
on one side. Of course i went in to investigate. I had just laud down to look 
up through the limbs when a teacher came out and saw me laying there. Thought 
the tree fell on me and freaked out. When i got up laughing they cussed me out. 
Then we had a good laugh.
  Today that would have resulted in all the trees getting cut down (it 
ultimately did a few years later). The teacher would have been fired for 
cursing at me and i would have been forced into ptsd treatment.

  When i shot the teacher in the eye with my rubber band gun, i got a sweet 
paddlin and my rubber band gun taken away til the end of the day.
  Today, i would have been imprisoned, the school would have been on lockdown, 
and mothers against guns would have protested until we installed metal 
detectors (it was a wooden rubber band gun)


  All i can say is wtf, and i feel bad for my kids 

  On Aug 17, 2017 6:45 PM, "Josh Reynolds" <j...@kyneticwifi.com> wrote:

    That was a different age where it wasn't common to have multiple pending 
lawsuits against school districts a week.

    On Aug 17, 2017 6:37 PM, "Steve Jones" <thatoneguyst...@gmail.com> wrote:

      When i was in school and we had the partial eclips the teachers told us 
to just look kind of by it, but not right at it. We werent helpless dummies. 

      On another note, anybody wanna go in on buying a boatload of iphones and 
whatnot for tuesday when the stores run out because every moron burnt their 
cameras up filming it? Markups of 1500 percent will probably be doable wuth 
these mopes.

      Im assuming this wont be covered under warranty either, its gonna be hawt.

      On Aug 17, 2017 5:48 PM, "Josh Reynolds" <j...@kyneticwifi.com> wrote:

        HRM? It's a liability thing. 

        We had to sign one for ours too.

        "blah blah blah, staring into the sun is bad, we accept no risk for 
your children's vision, sign here if you are aware of all of this and are still 
willing to let your kids go outside or whatever"

        On Aug 17, 2017 4:51 PM, <ch...@wbmfg.com> wrote:

          That’s some pretty subversive crap.  
          Manifest destiny...  opiate of the masses...

          From: Steve Jones 
          Sent: Thursday, August 17, 2017 3:45 PM
          To: af@afmug.com 
          Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT Monday Morning

          I has to sign a permission slip for my kids to watch it at school. 
          Madness

          On Thu, Aug 17, 2017 at 4:02 PM, <ch...@wbmfg.com> wrote:

            Go West, young man.

            From: Forrest Christian (List Account) 
            Sent: Thursday, August 17, 2017 3:01 PM
            To: af 
            Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT Monday Morning

            Looking like I might want to skip Wyoming and go to plan B

            On Aug 17, 2017 11:20 AM, "Chuck McCown" <ch...@wbmfg.com> wrote:

              So far, so good:
              
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/08/17/total-solar-eclipse-weather-forecast-as-of-aug-17/?utm_term=.639cd1b17ec3


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