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From: RENNIE G GIBSON <[email protected]>
Sender: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2011 16:05:29
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Subject: MisfitsCafe.com - WHY GET MARRIED?
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>
> WHY GET MARRIED?
> You have two choices in life:
> You can stay single and be miserable,
> or get married and wish you were dead..
>
>__________
> At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
> 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
> 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
>__________
> A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
> 'Husband Wanted'.
> Next day she received a hundred letters.
> They all said the same thing:
> 'You can have mine.'
>__________
>
> When a woman steals your husband,
> there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
>__________
>
> A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
>__________
>
> A little boy asked his father,
> 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
> Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
>__________
>
> A young son asked,
> 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
> a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
> Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
>__________
>
> Then there
> was a woman who said,
> 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
> and by then, it was too late.'
>__________
>
> Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
>__________
>
> If you want your spouse to listen and
> pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
>__________
>
> Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
> thinking they had no faults at all.
>__________
>
> First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
> Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
>__________
>
> 'A Woman's Prayer:
> Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to
> forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray
> for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
>__________
>
> AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! Husband and wife are waiting at the bus
> stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few
> minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
> overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the
> bus.
>
> So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
> husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as
> he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece
> of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
> crazy.'
>
> The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR
> stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut thehell up.'
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