-----Original Message----- From: Hitesh Shah <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Thu, 19 May 2011 11:51:07 Subject: [Desi Masala] The Arnold Schwarzenegger Affair
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Affair News Item: Arnold Schwarzenegger waited until after his term as governor of California ended to tell his wife that he had fathered a child with one of their "household staff" members -- ten years before. She left him. With that, we offer a Jumbo Joke original... Saying that he now has *Total Recall*, Arnold Schwarzenegger told his wife Maria Shriver that he was done telling *True Lies*, and gave her *The Rundown*. He promised that the household servant was positively his *Last Action Hero*. He said he had been taking care of *Junior* financially because the woman had refused his *Eraser* proposal. *The Villain* was just grateful she didn't have *Twins*. By *The 6th Day* after her husband's confession, Maria had embarked on *The Long Goodbye* toward the *End of Days* -- "Who's the *Terminator* now, bucko?" she said before slamming the door behind her. The governor's mistress, referred to in reports only as "*Red Sonja*" (who attracted Ahnold in the first place by going *Commando* around the mansion), insists the governor was a *Predator* who was often in *Red Heat* around her. Still, she had to admit she enjoyed his favorite bedtime game, *Around the World in 80 Days*, and said the 63-year-old governor was still capable of *Pumping Iron*. Schwarzenegger's reputation is in shambles, and he claims he has gotten a *Raw Deal*. He has become a *Running Man* who can't seem to get anyone to answer his calls. His career in shambles, it seems the only job he qualifies for now is as a *Kindergarten Cop*. (*Hat tip to the **Internet Movie Data Base* <http://www.imdb.com/>* for the list of Ahnold's movie titles.) * [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
