Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ? Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him ! Waiter, do you have frogs legs ? No sir, I've always walked like this.
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... Waiter, this egg is bad Don't blame me sir, I only laid the table ! Waiter, there is a fly in the butter ! Yes sir, it's a butterfly! Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water. Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much ! Waiter, there is a dead fly swimming in my soup ! Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim ! Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about. Waiter, this soup tastes funny ! Then why aren't you laughing ? Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable. Waiter, this coffee is terrible, it tastes like earth ! Yes sir, it was ground yesterday ! Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge. Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too. Waiter, there is a dead fly on my steak ! I don't know sir, perhaps it died after tasting it ! Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, he's committed insecticide Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he's in here every night ! Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! What do you expect for 20 Rupees, a beetle ? Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Just you wait until you see the main course ! Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread. Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir ! Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh, that one ? he comes here every night. Waiter, there is a small slug in this lettuce I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one ? Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak. Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them ! Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup ! Sorry sir, we're out of flies today ! Waiter, there is a wasp in my pudding ! So that's where they go in winter ! Waiter, there is a slug in my salad ! Sorry madam, no pets allowed ! Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one. Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir ! Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ? It looks like it's learning to swim sir Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge! Waiter, do you have frogs legs ! Yes sir Well hop off into the kitchen and bring my meal then please ! Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor. Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle. Waiter, why is there a fly in my ice cream ? Perhaps he likes winter sports ! Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three. Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading. Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet ! Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy How about a crocodile sandwich sir ! Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them. Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one ! Waiter, there are two flies in my soup ! That's alright sir, have the extra one on me ! Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! Oh no, who will look after his family ! Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for 5 rupees - a live one? Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir! Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he ! Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them ! Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him ! Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off. Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir ! Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor ! Waiter, there is a slug in my salad ! I'm sorry sir, I didn't realise you where a vegetarian ! Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning. Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now? Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too ! <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti> -- *".... 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