-----Original Message----- From: Joe Azbrujo <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Thu, 7 Jul 2011 20:18:01 Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: MisfitsCafe.com - VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---lol!!
*VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES --- * *How do you turn a fox into an elephant? * Marry It! *What is the difference between a battery and a woman? * A battery has a positive side. *Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? * Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.. *How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? * Put a nipple on it. *Why do women fake orgasms ? * Because they think men care. *What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? * Nothing, she's been told twice already. *If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? * Made her chain too long *Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? * Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. *Why do women have smaller feet than men? * It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. *Why do men pass gas more than women? * Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. *If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? * The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. *Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. * It's called a Wedding Cake. *Why do men die before their wives? * They want to. *Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun* -- http://misfitscafe.com/Azbrujo We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails<http://www.getnidokidos.com/><http://funlok.com/index.php/inspiration/read-once-a-week-08082009.html> -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
