-----Original Message----- From: Daksha Thakrar <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2011 09:29:42 Subject: Chumma:*) GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE
* GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep. If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2.* *If you want to borrow the car, press 3* * If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4 If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7 If you want to come to eat here, press 8 If you need money, press 9 If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theatre start talking we are listening !* * * The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Anonymous A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings <http://us.mg5.mail.yahoo.com/neo/smile.155115.html> A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise. – Unknown Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. – Phil Pastoret ** -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
