1) *Project Manager* is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) *Developer* is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby. 3) *Onsite Coordinator* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) *Client* is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 5) *Marketing Manager* is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6) *Resource Optimization Team* thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources. 7) *Documentation Team* thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 8) *Quality Auditor* is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And lastly... 9) *Tester* is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby. <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti> -- *".... I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that Rule my MIND, BODY and SOUL!!! ...." * ** *- Aga Madjid -* -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
