LinkedIn

Mentifex here resisted joining LinkedIn for several years, 
until the invitations reached a tipping point and I decided 
to give it a try. Now I am always on the verge of 
abandoning LinkedIn, if just one more annoyance occurs. 
But there are some definite benefits, if you would like 
to make your grand Meme known to others who toil in 
the same fields that your Meme touches upon. Still 
there are some caveats that you should take heed of. 

As a philosophic meemster, you are probably not interested 
in monetary rewards. Therefore you are not on LinkedIn 
in order to network for financial gain. You want to 
spread ideas, and you do not want to play oneupsmanship 
with the career go-getters and social climbers of 
the bourgeois ratpack on the treadmill of the ratrace. 
Therefore, where other LinkedInmates write a long 
and bragging curriculum vitae on their public 
profile page, you should write nothing at all. 
It's your links that count, not your bragging about 
the positions you have held. Whether you have worked 
in the Swiss patent office or as a parking lot attendant, 
you were biding your time and building up your theory of 
relatively greater significance than the actual work 
of your alma dayjob. People who wander around on 
LinkedIn have one MEGO (My Eyes Glaze Over) moment 
after another when they see all these long, 
self-congratulatory bloviations on LinkedIn. 
If you are applying for a job, fine. But if you 
are applying for a Technological Singularity or 
a fork in evolution, less is more and nothing 
is everything. (The ancient Greek expression 
"to pan" for "The All" is a dynamite expression 
that boggles the mind of any reader of Greek 
philosophy.) If all they see on your LinkedIn 
profile is three or four links to your Grand Meme 
which coincides with the world's Grand Meme, the 
very absence of a petulant profile will induce 
absent-minded clicking on the memetic links until 
ZAP you have infected one more quasi-professional 
noetic system with the unshakeable and awe-inspiring 
Meme of what you have been cumulo-nimbussing all 
your life. As for profiles, let them eat brioche, 
as Marie Antoinette used to say, but the meme 
got mistranslated as "Let them eat cake," 
and you can have your cake and eat it too by 
letting your weblog profile take the place 
of a dumb-donkey LinkedIn profile. Once you 
get your memes across, you can quit LinkedIn 
and act out the Country Western song: "If the 
Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me." 

-- 
http://www.linkedin.com/in/mentifex 
http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/taotmeme.html
http://www.amazon.com/Arthur-T.-Murray/e/B004OKWAM8/ 
http://bookstore.iuniverse.com/Products/SKU-000540906/AI4U.aspx 


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AGI
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