non-HERALD'S PSEUDO-REPORT

[corrections welcome, will incorporate for next herald even if it's not me].

EVENTS SINCE MARCH 1, 2008

Date: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:18:10 -0800
>From Murphy, March assignments:
     I assign Default Officeholder to Levi.
     I assign Wielder of Rubberstamp to Murphy.
     I assign Wielder of Veto to pikhq.
     I assign Default Justice to root.

Date: Sun, 2 Mar 2008 13:09:44 -0700
>From Herald pikhq:
   If there is cause to do so, and if BobTHJ is a player, then I award em
   with the patent title of Minister Without Portfolio.
   
Date: Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:21:08 -0700
>From Murphy, April assignments:
     I assign Default Officeholder to pikhq.
     I assign Default Justice to Levi.
     I assign Wielder of Veto to root.
     I assign Wielder of Rubberstamp to BobTHJ.

Date: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:12:01 -0700
>From Murphy, May assignments:
   I award Default Officeholder to pikhq.
   I award Default Justice to Murphy.
   I award Wielder of Veto to BobTHJ.
   I award Wielder of Rubberstamp to root.

Date: Tue, 27 May 2008 23:37:16 -0700
>From Murphy, June assignments:
   I award Default Officeholder to Levi. (invalid)
   I award Default Justice to Murphy.
   I award Wielder of Veto to pikhq.
   I award Wielder of Rubberstamp to BobTHJ.

Date: Wed, 28 May 2008 12:01:23 -0700
>From Murphy, June assignment corrected:
   I award Default Officeholder to root.

Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:40:35 +0100
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ais523 announces win-by-paradox
"The Call for Judgement with ID number 1980 is a tortoise, and has
continuously been a tortoise for no greater than four and no less
than two weeks."

Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:18:35 +0100
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
ehird announces win-by-paradox
"The Call for Judgement with ID number 1982 is a tortoise, and has
continuously been a tortoise for no greater than four and no less
than two weeks."

                        ====================
                        THE SCROLLS OF AGORA
                        ====================

              Tierced palewise sable, argent, and sable,
              charged with a quill and an axe in saltire,
              proper, and in the chief
                                 a capital letter A,
                               gules.

                               ____  _        /|
                    DARWIN ->  \_  |/ |      / \
                              __/    /      |  |
            <- DSV          /      /        |  \
                        _   \      \_       |   \
                  MORNINGTON CRESCENT ->    /    |  <- GOETHE BARRIER
                 _ _/       |         \_/\_/     \     REEF
                / \\ <- SHARK BAY      |         |
               /            |          |          \ <- TOWNSVILLE
            ___/            |          |           \_
         __/                |          |  .___o  )   |
        /                   |          | ~~vv ===~~~ <-OSCAR'S MIRE
       /           O <- SHERLOCK NESS  |             |/\
      |                     |          |               |_
      |                     |          |  EMERALD ->     \
      \                     |__________=_____,             \ BRISBANE
       /                    |                |             | <-'
       \      O <- LT. ANNE MOORE            |        __  _\
        \                   |                |_______/  \/ |  LORD
         |                __/\      <- TARCOOLA           /   HOWE ->
         \  PERTH      __/    \_             /           /
          | <-'  _  __/         |   /| IVANHOE ->       | <-.
          /    _/ \/             \ / /       |         /  WOLLONGONG
         |_   /     <- ESPERANTO  v /__     |_        / <- CANBERRA
           \_/                         \    | \_    _|
                  __   __              |    |   \__/
                 __ \ / __              \___=_  ___|
                /  \ | /  \     MANUBOURNE -> \/
                    \|/
               _,.---v---._                 /\__
      /\__/\  /            \                |   |
      \_  _/ /              \                |  /
        \ \_|           @ __|                \_/ <- HOBART
         \                \_
          \     ,__/       /
        ~~~`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~

                 "Agora n'est pas une fontaine."

                  MINISTERS WITHOUT PORTFOLIO   
                  Murphy           18-Mar-07 <- Speaker
                  //Levi           21-Oct-07 // Not a player 
                  root             24-Nov-07
                  pikhq            31-Dec-07
                  BobTHJ            2-Mar-08

                  Prerogatives for June 2008
                   Default Officeholder      root
                   Default Justice           Murphy
                   Wielder of Veto           pikhq
                   Wielder of Rubberstamp    BobTHJ

     CHAMPION BY:
           CARDS  Goddess Eris, Goethe, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root
         CONTEST  Goddess Eris, OscarMeyr
          MANIAC  Craig, root
         PARADOX  Goethe, Murphy, root
          POINTS  Elysion, Goethe, Levi, Murphy, Steve
        PROPOSAL  Human Point Two, Morendil, Steve (x3), Andre (x3)
       TROMBONES  Blob, elJefe, General Chaos, Steve
     UNSPECIFIED  Chuck, Dave Bowen, favor, Garth, Ian, Jeffrey, KoJen, 
                  Michael, Oerjan, Swann, t, Timothy, Troublemaker at 
                  Large, Vanyel(x2), Wes(x2).  *(7/6): Chuck, elJefe, 
                  Kelly, KoJen, Morendil, Steve, Swann, Troublemaker at 
                  Large; *(4/3): Chuck, Kelly, KoJen, Steve, 
                  Troublemaker at Large, Wes; *(3/2): Chuck, Kelly, 
                  Steve; *(5/3): Kelly, Steve; *(11/6): Kelly
                  *(N/P): Full patent title is Champion*(N/P) where N/P 
                  is the winning ratio. 

                   ---------------------------
                   OTHER DEFINED PATENT TITLES
                   ---------------------------

                               BARD
                  Goethe, Maud, Elysion, Sherlock

                              SCAMSTER
                    Troublemaker at Large, Waggie,
               Goethe, Steve, Murphy, root, OscarMeyr

                        LONG SERVICE AWARDS
      Three Months:   Goddess Eris, Goethe, Sherlock, Michael, Murphy,
                      OscarMeyr, root
      Six Months:     Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Sherlock, Goethe
      Nine Months:    Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Goethe
      Twelve Months:  Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Goethe

                         HIGHER EDUCATION
    Bachelor of Nomic (B.N.):                elJefe, favor, Steve,
                                             Vanyel, Kolja A., Murphy
    Doctor of Nomic History (D.N.Hist.):     Swann, Vlad
    Doctor of Nomic Philosophy (D.N.Phil.):  Steve


               ----------------------------------
                UNDEFINED BUT HELD PATENT TITLES
               ----------------------------------
:                   Andre
Admiral:            Goethe
Agoran Spy:         pikhq
Agoraphobe:         Antimatter, BethMo, Blue
Boor:               General Chaos, Macross, Murphy, Sherlock, elJefe,
                     Crito
Current Champion:   The Goddess Eris
Distributor:        Steve
Entrepreneur:       Chuck
Exorcist:           Oerjan
Fantasy Rule Catalyst:    Peter
Fantasy Rule Compulsion:  Zefram
Fantasy Rule Conspirator: OscarMeyr
Fantasy Rule Creator:     Murphy
Hero:               Peter Suber, Chuck Carroll, Douglas Hofstadter
Historian:          Vlad
Honorless Worm:     Kelly
Left in a Huff:     Waggie, Gecko, Kelly (x3!), Swann, KoJen, Zefram, 
                    Vlad, Andre, Goethe
Maniac:             Craig, Peekee, root 
Miscreant:          Pakaran
Nomic Thief:        Swann
Originator:         Chuck
Pugachev:           Goethe
Robespierre:        Goethe
Samurai:            Michael, Murphy
Shogun:             Michael
Sorcerer's Apprentice:   comex

                      Winners' Cups
     Paper Cup:     Dave Bowen, favor, Garth, Harlequin, Ian, Jeffrey,
                    Michael, Murphy, Oerjan, Timothy, Vanyel
     Tin Cup:       Blob
     Glass Cup:     Swann, elJefe, KoJen, Troublemaker at Large, Wes
     Crystal Cup:   Andre, Chuck, Morendil
     Gold Cup:      General Chaos
     Ruby Cup:      Steve
     Supreme Cup:   Crito

      FUGITIVES (Players who left Under a Cloud, unofficial list)

                 Player         Date deregistered
                 ---------------------------------
                 Elde            4 Oct 97
                 Time Agent     16 Apr 98
                 Antimatter     31 Oct 98
                 Proglet        15 Jan 99
                 Macross        23 Mar 99
                 Vlad           21 Jun 99
                 Morendil       28 Jun 99
                 Beefurabi       7 Sep 99
                 elJefe         16 Apr 00
                 Ziggy           9 Jul 01
                 Evantine        1 Nov 01
                 pTang          12 May 02
                 Blaise         11 Jul 02
                 Syllepsis      30 Sep 02
                 neil            2 Mar 03
                 Craig           9 Mar 03
                 Blob           22 Feb 04
                 Magu           11 Apr 04
                 Peekee         11 Apr 04
                 Cainech        19 Jun 04
                 Wes            14 Nov 04
                 t              05 Jan 05
                 Pakaran        07 Apr 05
                 Sir Toby       20 May 05

                     THE LAST ZEITGEIST
                         Chuck (3848)

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