I'm not going to let all this nonsense get in the way of interesting gameplay. So here's my proto-Public Defender office, which I guess is technically a Private Defender's office in this form:
I intend, with 24 hours' notice, to create the following agency: Title: grok, Personal Attorney (gPA) Agents: All players except grok Director: grok Powers: Any agent may pay grok 5 shinies to activate gAL. If a player does, e may make the following pldege on grok's behalf, replacing the string 'XXXX' with a string of numbers that matches the numeric code of an open CFJ: "I pledge to either submit one or more gratuitous arguments for CFJ XXXX or pay 5 shinies to the player who posted this message on my behalf." -grok