I disclaim the verity and sensibleness of this message. This means you probably shouldn't take it seriously. Additionally, please note that it was sent with Janet's very broad and general consent. Thank you, Janet.
--- It has come to our attention, as part of a periodic review, that the following persons are due for quasi-finalization: Janet Accordingly, we hereby intend, with notice, to administratively quasi-finalize each of the listed persons. Other persons will be selected for finalization or quasi-finalization at appropriate times in the near future. Please direct all question, concerns, complaints, and screams of torment and despair to our office at: The Office of the Reaper, Northern Terminal, Endsville, Nowhere Have a nice day! Sincerely, The Associate Reviewer of Inevitabilities The Office of the Reaper
