HERETOFORE, let it be known, I am become Herald!
WHENCE I thusly deputize as Herald
TO publish the following December (and January) report.
WHEREBY snail hath lacked in eir duties
WHICH expired nearly two fortnites ago.
SINCE the previous report of November,
NO patent titles have been awarded or earned.
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THE SCROLL OF AGORA
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Herald's Monthly Report
January 27, 2024
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CHAMPION by
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Anarchy: Alexis
Apathy: ais523, Aspen, babelian, Bayushi, D. Margaux,
Gaelan (x2), grok, Ienpw III, Murphy, nix, o,
omd, Publius Scribonius Scholasticus, Quazie,
R. Lee, Sprocklem, tris, twg, Veggiekeks,
Warrigal, 天火狐
Birds: snail
Cards: G., Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Taral
Champion*(11/6): Kelly
Champion*(3/2): Chuck, Kelly, Steve
Champion*(4/3): Chuck, Kelly, KoJen, Steve,
Troublemaker at Large, Wes
Champion*(5/3): Kelly, Steve
Champion*(7/6): Chuck, elJefe, Kelly, KoJen, Morendil, Steve,
Swann, Troublemaker at Large
Clout: ais523, Alexis
Economic Takeover: Falsifian, G., Madrid, Trigon
Election: G.
Escape: omd
High Score: ais523 (x4), Alexis (x2), BobTHJ, Elysion,
Falsifian, G. (x2), Janet (x2), Levi, Madrid,
Murphy (x3), omd (x4), Pavitra, root, snail (x4),
Steve, Tiger, Trigon, twg (x2), Walker, Wooble,
Yachay Wayllukuq
Junta: ais523 (x2), Alexis, G., nix, omd (x2),
OscarMeyr, the AFO
Leadership: ais523
Lotto: Alexis, omd
Maniac: Craig, root
Masonry: Falsifian, Murphy, R. Lee
Musicianship: ais523, omd, Tiger, Wooble, Zefram
Nomaoic: snail
Paradox: ais523, Alexis, BobTHJ (x2), Bucky (x2), ehird,
G. (x2), Gaelan, Murphy, omd, R. Lee, root
Politics: Aspen, D. Margaux (x2)
Proposal: ais523 (x4), Alexis (x3), allispaul, Andon,
Andre (x3), Aspen, BobTHJ, Bucky, Canada,
D. Margaux (x501), G. (x2), Human Point Two,
Madrid, Morendil, Murphy, omd (x2), Spitemaster,
Steve (x3), Tiger, Trigon, twg, woggle, Yally
Renaissance: ais523, Alexis (x3), Aspen, G. (x3), Janet (x2),
Murphy, twg
Rice: G.
Rulebending: G., Janet, nix
Solitude: ais523 (x2), Alexis (x2), omd
Spaaace: Falsifian, Janet (x1000)
Stamp Collecting: snail
Tournament: ais523, Aspen, ATMunn, G., grok, Janet (x2),
OscarMeyr,
Publius Scribonius Scholasticus, root, Taral,
Wooble
Unspecified: Blob, Chuck, Dave Bowen, elJefe, favor, Garth,
General Chaos, Ian, Jeffrey, KoJen, Michael,
Ørjan, Steve, Swann, t, Timothy,
Troublemaker at Large, Vanyel (x2), Wes (x2)
Via Ratification: The President
Zen: ais523
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ORDER OF THE HERO OF AGORA NOMIC
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GRAND HERO OF AGORA NOMIC
Peter Suber, Chuck Carroll, Douglas Hofstadter, Michael Norrish
HERO OF AGORA NOMIC
Murphy, G., omd
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HIGHER EDUCATION
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Associate of Nomic Artistry (A.N.A.): Aspen, Madrid
Associate of Nomic (A.N.): G., Alexis, twg
Juris Doctorate of Nomic (J.N.): Falsifian, G.
Baccalaureate of Nomic (B.N.): elJefe, favor,
Steve, Vanyel,
Kolja A., Murphy,
Alexis
Magisteriate of Nomic (M.N.): ais523, Janet
Doctorate of Nomic History (D.N.Hist.): Swann, Vlad
Doctorate of Nomic Philosophy (D.N.Phil.): Steve, ais523
Doctorate of Nomic Science (D.N.Sci.): Janet
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BADGES
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Coming of Age [Jul 2011]
(awarded to Active Players on Agora's 18th Birthday, July 2011).
root, ais523, Droowl, ehird, G., Gondolier, Math321,
Murphy, omd, Pavitra, Roujo, Alexis, Warrigal,
Turiski, Walker, woggle, Yally, The President
Agora XX [Jul 2013]
(awarded to players of the Agora 20th Anniversary blitz Nomic
game, July 2013).
Fool, omd, FSX, Walker, Chuck, ehird, Yally, Michael,
Alexis, Roujo, Murphy, Goethe (G.), Steve, Blob, Tiger,
woggle, Ørjan.
Order of the Lemming [Jan 2014]
(Persons who cast valid votes of FOR or PRESENT on at least one of
P7610, P7614, or P7616)
omd, Max Schutz, ais523, nix, Sprocklem, Khoyo,
Yally, OscarMeyr, Wooble, G., Telnaior, Roujo, Henri,
Tiger, woggle, Alexis, Murphy.
Badge of the Great Agoran Revival [May 2017]
(awarded to Agoran persons from May 2017)
tris, G., Madrid, Ienpw III, nix, Alexis,
o, Ørjan, Aspen, Murphy, Quazie,
Publius Scribonius Scholasticus, Sprocklem, Veggiekeks,
Roujo, ais523, Gaelan, 天火狐, grok
Badge of the Salted Earth [2018]
(awarded to Agoran persons who owned land in Agora in 2018)
Gaelan, Kenyon, Trigon, Corona, Aspen, ATMunn, G.,
Quazie, o, twg, Murphy, Publius Scribonius Scholasticus,
R. Lee, D. Margaux
Badge of Diplonomic [2020]
(awarded to persons who played or otherwise participated in the
2020 Birthday Tournament, Diplonomic)
ATMunn, G., Janet, Aspen, Falsifian, R. Lee, omd, Trigon,
Ben, Claire, Publius Scribonius Scholasticus
Twosday Badge [Feb 02 2022]
(awarded to persons that were active players on 2/22/22)
ATMunn, Aspen, G., Gaelan, Janet, Madrid, Murphy, R. Lee,
Sgeo, TABBAT, Trigon, ais523, cuddlybanana, nix, omd,
snail
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Yearly Awards
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EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR
2019: Falsifian
2020: Trigon (Herald, Treasuror)
2021: Aspen (Promotor, Registrar)
Trigon (Treasuror)
2022: Janet (Arbitor, Mad Engineer, Rulekeepor, Stonemason)
snail (Arbitor, Avicultor, Dream Keeper/Dreamor,
Horsened, Ministor, Notary, Promotor,
Registrar, Treasuror)
SILVER QUILLS
2014/13: Alexis (P7629, "Do Things")
2015/07: ais523 (P7698 "Ribbons )
2016/13: ais523 (P7811, "Winning by apathy")
2019: G. (P8167, "Ritual Sacrifice")
2020: nix (P8408, "Sets v1.4")
Aspen (P8514, "The Buoyant Economy")
2022: nix (P8660, "The End of Sets")
GOLDEN GLOVE
2023: snail
TAPECUTTERS
G. (2020/06: P 8407)
WOODEN GAVELS
2019: Falsifian (CFJs 3726-3727)
2022: snail (CFJ 3971)
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LONG SERVICE AWARDS
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Three Months: ais523, Alexis, aranea, Aspen, ATMunn, BobTHJ,
Falsifian, G., Iammers, Janet, juan, Michael,
Murphy, nix, omd, OscarMeyr,
PerlNomic Partnership,
Publius Scribonius Scholasticus, root, Sgeo,
Sherlock, snail, Taral, the AFO, Tiger, Trigon,
woggle, Wooble, Yally, Zefram
Six Months: ais523, Alexis, aranea, Aspen, ATMunn, Falsifian,
G., Janet, Michael, Murphy, omd, OscarMeyr,
PerlNomic Partnership, root, Sherlock, snail,
Trigon, woggle, Wooble, Yally, Zefram
Nine Months: aranea, Aspen, ATMunn, Falsifian, G., Janet,
Michael, Murphy, nix, omd, OscarMeyr, root,
snail, Trigon, woggle, Wooble, Zefram
Twelve Months: Aspen, ATMunn, Falsifian, G., Janet, Michael,
Murphy, nix, omd, OscarMeyr, root, Trigon,
Wooble, Zefram
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AND MORE
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: Andre
Admiral: G.
Agoran Spy: pikhq
Agoraphobe: Antimatter, BethMo, Blue
Bard: G., Maud, Elysion, Sherlock,
Murphy, Alexis, 天火狐,
Boor: General Chaos, Macross, Murphy,
Sherlock, elJefe, Crito
Came Back in a Puff: BobTHJ
Cassandra: G., Murphy
Commuted in a Huff: Wooble
Desultory Dictator: G.
Distributor: Steve, Taral, omd
Elder Lurker: David Nicol, Michael
Entrepreneur: Chuck
Exorcist: Ørjan
Fantasy Rule Catalyst: Peter
Fantasy Rule Compulsion Zefram
Fantasy Rule Conspirator: OscarMeyr
Fantasy Rule Creator: Murphy
First violin: G.
H.: ais523
Hard Labor: Falsifian (Registrar and
Treasuror), G. (Arbitor and
Herald), Janet (Assessor and
Rulekeepor),
Publius Scribonius Scholasticus
(Referee, Tailor, and Herald)
Helping Hand: twg
Heroic Notary: Murphy
Historian: Vlad
Left in a Huff: Waggie, Gecko, Kelly(x3!),
Swann, KoJen, Zefram, Vlad,
Andre, G., BobTHJ, P1-P100,
Telnaior
Little Ricky Tables: Gaelan
MacGyver: Falsifian
Maniac: Craig, Peekee, root
Marvy: 4st, ais523, CreateSource,
cuddlybanana, duck, G., Janet,
juan, Murphy, R. Lee, snail,
Trigon, Vitor Gonçalves
Money Launderer: R. Lee
Most Popular: Aspen
Nomic Thief: Swann
Orator: twg
Originator: Chuck
Plagiarist: ehird
Popular: ATMunn, Aspen, Madrid,
cuddlybanana, G., Janet, Murphy,
Trigon
Popular Philanthropist: ATMunn
Popular Polygon: Trigon
Prince of Andorra: Alexis
Princess of Agora: Alexis
Reformist Bug: Trigon
Roboticist General: Janet
Rulebender: Aspen, Madrid, Falsifian, G.,
Gaelan, Janet, Murphy,
Publius Scribonius Scholasticus,
R. Lee, Trigon, nix, omd, twg
Scamster: Troublemaker at Large,
Waggie, G., Steve, Murphy, root,
OscarMeyr, ehird, omd, ais523
Second fiddle: omd
Simon Said: Wooble
Sorcerer's Apprentice: omd
Tiger Team: Telnaior
Too Intense: Gaelan
Unchampion: aranea
Very Popular: Aspen, Janet, Trigon
273rd Prepared Piano: Murphy
WINNERS' CUPS
Paper Cup: Dave Bowen, favor, Garth, Harlequin, Ian,
Jeffrey, Michael, Murphy, Ørjan, Timothy,
Vanyel
Tin Cup: Blob
Glass Cup: Swann, elJefe, KoJen, Troublemaker
at Large, Wes
Crystal Cup: Andre, Chuck, Morendil
Gold Cup: General Chaos
Ruby Cup: Steve
Supreme Cup: Crito
FROZEN EPHEMERA
(An ephemeral Patent Title is one which, by the rules of the time,
was used as a temporary gameplay marker rather than a permanent
distinction, and this "temporary" distinction was not removed from
the last holder(s) when the rule was repealed).
Current Champion: Taral
Honorless Worm: Kelly
Miscreant: Pakaran
Pugachev: G.
Robespierre: G.
Samurai: Michael, Murphy
Shogun: Michael
Zeitgeist: Chuck (3848)
FUGITIVES OF THE OLD LAW
(A Fugitive is someone who last left Agora before completing eir
penal sentence - unofficial designation covers a range of penal
codes over time).
Elde, Time Agent, Antimatter, Proglet, Macross, root, Vlad,
Morendil, Beefurabi, elJefe, Ziggy, Evantine, pTang, Blaise,
Syllepsis, neil, Blob, Magu, Peekee, Cainech, t, Pakaran,
0x44, Elysion, Quazie
22-Sept-2019 Herald's Monthly Report was ratified on 30-Oct-2019.
=== END OF REPORT ===
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