Here's something that should work...

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/*

$VER: QuitIt 1.00  (9.4.98)     http://www.amicon.net    by WarNPeace!!!

Silly script to call random /quit messages in a text file you place
in your AmIRC dir named quitit.dat

Name this script quitit.amirx and place in your AmIRC Rexx/ dir.

Make this alias:

/alias /quitit rx quitit.amirx

Call this silliness at anytime with /quitit

*/

options results
if ~open(1,'quitit.dat','R') then exit
call open(f1,"quitit.dat","R")
  cr="0a"x;a=readch(f1,65535)
  ml=length(a)%100;mp=random(1,ml,time('s'))*100
  msgs=substr(a,mp);msgs=substr(msgs,pos(cr,msgs,1)+1)
  parse var msgs msg"0a"x .
call close(f1)

'say /quit 'msg

exit

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Place the above in your amirc/rexx dir and name it quitit.amirx.

Then create a textfile in your amirc dir named: quitit.dat.

Cut and paste this if you want a starting point:


Dawn crept silently across the yard... searching for her car keys.
Looks like another case of Clue Deficit Disorder.
Are dog biscuits made from Collie Flour?
I am having an out of money experience.
Artificial Reality Test Site
Drink your coffee!  There are poor people in Inia sleeping.
Instant human: just add caffeine.
I should have quit while I was not as far behind.
I have two pets: a large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.



The structure of that dat file should just be one /quit line per line
of text.



If it works for ya, send money, old Amiga 4000's, 060's, etc...
If it doesn't work, uhmmmm It should work :)


John

DR. John M. Hoyt / AKA Warren Peace  -  amicon.net SysAdmin
                       WarNPeace     -  irc.BeyondIRC.Net NetAdmin
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