>> ... A big thanks to K6LCS (Clint) and his Web site for all the tips and 
>> inspiration to give satellites a try ...

There's a downside to all this ... I am under investigation - AND quarantine ...

CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL
For Immediate Release: April 19, 2011
Contact: U.S. Centers for Disease Control
(301) 555-1212

CDC Media Relations
(404) 555-3286

CDC and NIH Update - Southern California Amateur Radio Licensee Found to be 
Source of Influenza Strain

Health care providers across North America have been instrumental in 
determining the source of a new strain of influenza - "Inflenza-SAT."

It has been noted that Clint Bradford of Mira Loma, California, and amateur 
radio licensee K6LCS, has been promoting the concept that accessing amateur 
radio satellites does NOT require sophisticated equipment. His Web site further 
promotes this concept, resulting in the proliferation of amateur radio 
operators accessing the FM satellites.

>From Bradford's work-sat.com Web site:

"You do NOT need 100 Watts of transmit power, nor expensive Yagi antennas, to 
successfully work the FM ham satellites" Bradford pronounces. "Most hams 
already own the necessary equipment to successfully work the birds ... "

Bradford's guidelines outline steps to eliminate common preconceptions 
regarding accessing the FM satellites. "It is all in this four-page tutorial," 
Bradford declares on his home page.

Visitors to Bradford's Web site who follow his instructions have - usually 
within a week's time - begin to suffer from Influenza-SAT, the symptoms of 
which include:

-public declarations of unjustifiable glee at making initial radio contacts 
with satellites

-displays of gratitude to complete strangers

-the desire to continue such radio contacts for the foreseeable future

-the desire to "spread the word" and pass on Bradford's Web site address to 
complete strangers

As of this date, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the 
Healthcare Infection Control Practices Advisory Committee (HICPAC) have been 
unable to advise of a cure or antidote to this condition.

"The publication of the description of these symptoms is a great contribution 
to the continued improvement of quality patient care and is illustrative of the 
power of collaboration across government agencies and with academic 
institutions," said NIH Director Dr. Hiram R. Percy.

/end/
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