On Tue, May 3, 2011 at 2:48 PM, Brad Gies <rbg...@gmail.com> wrote: <snip> > > The only formula I'm sure of is : > Android Market - formula - accuracy = A bad joke.
Sorry, couldn't resist bringing this classic back: 1) If we recognize that the Monitoring of Android Statistics (MAS) requires time and money, the following equation can be derived: MAS = Time * Money (eq. 1) 2) It is also well know that time is money, which gives us: Time = Money (eq. 2) 3) When substituting time from equation 2 into equation 1, we get: MAS = Money * Money Therefore MAS = (Money)^2 (eq. 3) 4) Also consider that money is the root of all evil: Money = (Evil)^(1/2) (eq. 4) 5) Now by substituting Money from equation 4 into equation 3, it becomes clear: MAS = [(Evil)^(1/2)]^2 Which simplifies to: MAS = Evil* *Make All Statistics Veiled In Lunacy (The google motto) -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Android Discuss" group. To post to this group, send email to android-discuss@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to android-discuss+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/android-discuss?hl=en.
