Heh, My apologies to ant-dev. I didn't realize the email from this guy came from the list and just hit reply. Combine that and way too little sleep and you get a mispent rant. Please don't bill ME for YOUR time. :)
Bill Barnhill ----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, September 14, 2000 10:08 PM Subject: So, How in the heck have you been? > > So, How in the heck have you been? > > Do you remember holding previous conversations regarding business and > money making opportunities? I did not send this to you in error! > > You Said: > > If only I could find an easier way to make a higher income! > > and > > If I had more money, I could spend more time with my Family, and less > time at work and I sure could use more money so I could pay off my > bills once and for all! > > And > > I would love to get involved in a business in which will generate money > while I am not at work (like a Gas Pump)! > > Dear Friend, > > There is a possibility that we havent met, but you were chosen by > someone to receive this E-Mail. Please, please, print this off and > read thoroughly. Be sure that you dont miss any of the points > outlined. 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I had to refinance and borrow > against > my home to support my family and struggling business. > > AT THAT MOMENT something significant happened in my life. I am writing > to share the experience I hopes that this could change your life > FOREVER. > FINANCIALLY$$$!!! > > In mid December, I received this program in my e-mail. Six months prior > to > receiving this program I had been sending away for information on > various > business opportunities. All of the programs I received, in my > opinion,were > not cost effective. They were either toodifficult for me to comprehend > or > the initial investment was too muchfor me to risk to see if they would > work. > But as I was saying, in December of 1997 I received this program.I > didnt > send for it, or ask for it, they just got my name off a mailing list. > > THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT!!! > > After reading it several times, to make sure I was reading it correctly. > I > couldnt believe my eyes! 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I was doing > the > same things that were previously successful for me, but it wasnt > working. > Finally, I figured it out. It wasnt me, it was the economy. Inflation > and > recession had replaced the stable economy that had been with us since > 1945. > I dont have to tell you what happened to the unemployment rate because > many > of you know from first hand experience. There were more failures and > bankruptcies than ever before. The middle class was vanishing. Those who > > knew what they were doing invested wisely and moved up. Those who did > not, > including those who never had anything to save or invest, were moving > down into the ranks of the poor. As the saying goes, THE RICH GET RICHER > > ANDTHE POOR GET POORER. The traditional methods of making money will > never > allow you to move up or get rich, inflation will see to that You have > just > received the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF > EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few months than you have > everimagined.I should also point out that I will not see a penny of this > > money, nor anyone else who has provided a testimonial for this program. > I > retired from the program after sending thousands and thousands of > programs. > Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way. > It > works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copyof this > exciting report to everyone you can think of. One of the people you send > > this to may send out 50,000 and your name will be on everyone of them! > REMEMBER though, ------ the MORE YOU SEND OUT, the more potential > customers > you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, > materials and opportunity to become financially independent. > > IT IS UP TO YOU!! NOW DO IT!! > > BEFORE YOU delete this program from your in box, as I almost did, take a > > little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. 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As with all multi-level > businesses, > we build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our > products. > Every state in the USA allows you to recruit new multi-level business > partners, and we sell and deliver a product for EVERY dollar received. > > YOUR ORDERS COME BY MAIL AND ARE FILLED BY E-MAIL, so you are not > involved in personal selling. You do it privately in your own home, > store or > office. This is the EASIEST marketing plan anywhere! It is simply order > filling by e-mail! The product is informational and instructional > material, > keys to the secrets for everyone on how to open the doors to the magic > world > of E-COMMERCE, the information highway, the wave of the future ! > > PLAN SUMMARY: > > (1) You order the 4 reports listed below ($5 each) They come to you by > e-mail. > > (2) Save a copy of this entire letter and put your name after Report #1 > and > move the other names down. > > (3) Via the internet, access Yahoo.com or any of the other major search > > engines to locate hundreds of bulk e-mail service companies (search for > bulk > email) and have them send 25,000 50,000 emails for you about $49+. > > (4) Orders will come to you by postal mail simply e-mail them the > Report they ordered. Let me ask you isnt this about as easy as it > gets? > > By the way there are over 50 MILLION e-mail address with millions more > joining the internet each year so dont worry about running out or > saturation. People are used to seeing and hearing the same > advertisements every day on radio/TV. How many times have you received > the same pizza flyers on your door? Then one day you are hungry for > pizza > and order one. Same thing with this letter. I received this letter many > times then one day I decided it was time to try it. > > YOU CAN START TODAY UST DO THESE EASY STEPS: STEP #1 ORDER THE FOUR > REPORTS > > Order the four reports shown on the list below (you cant sell them if > you dont order them). For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & > NUMBER > OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR NAME & > RETURN > ADDRESS (in case of a problem) to the person whose name appears on the > list > next to the report.MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE IN > CASE OF ANY MAIL PROBLEMS! Within a few days you will receive, by e-mail > > each of the four reports.Save them on your computer so you can send them > to > the 1,000s of people who will order them from you. > > STEP #2. ADD YOUR MAILING ADDRESS TO THIS LETTER > > a. Look below for the listing of the four reports. > b. After youve ordered the four reports, delete the name and address > under REPORT #4. This person has made it through the cycle. > c. Move the name and address under REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4. > d. Move the name and address under REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3. > e. Move the name and address under REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2. > f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT #1 position. Please make sure > you > > COPY ALL INFORMATION, every name and address, ACCURATELY! > > STEP #3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, > and save it to your computer. Make NO changes to these instructions. Now > you > are ready to use this entire e-mail to send by e-mail to prospects. > > Report #1 will tell you how to download bulk email software and email > address so you can send it out to thousands of people while you sleep! > Remember that 50,000+ new people are joining the internet every month! > Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing ( surely you can > > afford $20 and initial bulk mailing cost). You obviously already have a > computer and an Internet connection and e-mail is FREE! There are two > primary methods of building your downline: METHOD #1: SENDING BULK > E-MAIL > lets say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and > well > assume you and all those involved email out only 2,000 programs each. > Lets > also assume that the mailing receives a 0.5% response. The response > could be > much better. Also, many people will email out thousands of thousands of > programs instead of 2,000 (Why stop at 2000?) But continuing with this > example, you send out only 2,000 programs. With a 0.5% response, that is > > only 10 orders for REPORT #1. Those 10 people respond by sending out > 2,000 > programs each for a total of 20,000. Out of those 0.5%, 100 people > respond > and order REPORT #2.Those 100 mail out 2,000 programs each for a total > of > 200,000. The 0.5% response to that is 1,000 orders for REPORT #3. Those > 1,000 send out 2,000 programs each for a 2,000,000 total. The 0.5% > response > to that is 10,000 orders for REPORT #4. Thats 10,000 $5 bills for you. > CASH!!! Your total income in this example is $50 + $500 + $5000 + > $50,000 > for a total of $55,550!!! > > REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF THE 2,000 PEOPLE YOU MAIL > TO > WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM! DARE TO THINK FOR A > MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE, OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000 PROGRAMS > INSTEAD OF 2,000. Believe me, many people will do just that, and more! > > METHOD #2 PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET Advertising on the internet > is very, very inexpensive, and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to > advertise. Lets say you decide to start small to see how well it works. > > Assume your goal is to get ONLY 10 people to participate on your first > level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the Internet will EASILY get a > larger > response). Also assume that everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION gets only > 10 > downline members. Look how this small number accumulates to achieve the > STAGGERING results below: > > 1St level your first 10 send you $5........................$50 > 2nd level 10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100)............$500 > 3rd level 10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000)......$5,000 > 4th level 10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10,000)..$50,000 > $$$$$$ THIS TOTALS > ------------------------------------------------55,5550 > $$$$$ > > AMAZING ISNT IT Remember friends, this assumes that the people who > participate only recruit 10 people each. Think for a moment what would > happen if they got 20 people to participate! Most people get 100s of > participants and many will continue to work this program, sending out > programs WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM for years! THINK ABOUT IT! > People are going to get emails about this plan from you or somebody else > and > many will work this plan the question is Dont you want your name to be > on > the emails they will send out? > > *** DONT MISS OUT !!!*** > ***JUST TRY IT ONCE !!!*** > ***SEE WHAT HAPPENS !!!*** > ***YOU'LL BE AMAZED !!!*** > > ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS! This will guarantee that > the e-mail THEY send out with YOUR name and address on it will be prompt > > because they cant advertise until they receive the report! > > GET STARTED TODAY: PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THE FOUR REPORTS NOW. Note:-- > ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH (U.S. CURRENCY) FOR EACH REPORT. CHECKS NOT > ACCEPTED. > Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in two sheets of paper. > On > one of those sheets write: > > (a) the number & name of the report you are ordering > (b) your e-mail address, and > (c) your name & postal address. > > REPORT #1b The Insiders Guide to Advertising for Free on the Internet > ORDER REPORT #1 FROM: > > NICK NICHOLAS > 473 MICHIGAN ST > ST.PAUL, MN 55102 > > NOTE: I and every member below are dedicated at helping you with this > program so it will work for you also. TRY US! > > REPORT #2 The Insiders Guide to Sending Bulk E-Mail on the Internet > ORDER REPORT #2 FROM: > > DIANE COLON > 1811 TAMARIND AVE # 206 > LOS ANGELES, CA. 90028 > > REPORT #3 The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet > ORDER REPORT #3 FROM: > > MELISSA HOGENMILLER > 3709 MONHEIM ROAD > CONOVER, WI 54519 > > REPORT #4 How to become a Millionaire utilizing the Power of Multilevel > Marketing and the Internet > ORDER REPORT #4 FROM: > > CATHY BARROW > 10 SYCAMORE STREET > CONWAY, SC 29527 > > *************TIPS FOR SUCCESS*************** > TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow the > directions accurately. Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you > will have them when the orders start coming in because: When you > receive a $5 order you MUST send out the requested product/report. > It is required for this to be a legal business and they need the > reports to send out their letter (with your name on them). > > --ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE. Be > patient and persistent with this program- If you follow the > instructions exactly results WILL FOLLOW. $$$$ > > ************ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES *************** > > Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: If you dont receive > 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks, continue advertising or > sending > e-mail until you do. Then a couple of weeks later you should receive at > least 100 orders for REPORT #2. If you dont continue advertising or > sending > e-mail until you do. Once you have received 100 or more orders for > REPORT > #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and > the > cash will continue to roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every > time > your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a > DIFFERENT > report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report > people > are ordering from you. To generate more income, simply send another > batch of > e-mails or continue placing ads and start the whole process again! There > is > no limit to the income you will generate from this business! Before you > make > your decision as to whether or not you participate in this program. > Please > answer one question: > > ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR PRESENT INCOME OR JOB? > > 1. If the answer is no, then please look at the following facts about > this super simple MLM program: NO face to face selling, NO meetings, NO > inventory! NO Telephone calls, NO big cost to start! Nothing to learn, > No skills needed! (Surely you know how to send email?) > > 2. No equipment to buy you already have a computer and internet > connection so you have everything you need to fill orders! > > 3. You are selling a product which does NOT COST ANYTHING TO PRODUCE OR > SHIP! (Email copies of the reports are FREE!) > > 4. All of your customers pay you in CASH! This program will change your > LIFE FOREEVER!! Look at the potential for you to be able to quit your > job and live a life of luxury you could only dream about! Imagine > getting out of debt and buying the car and home of your dreams and > being able to work a super-high paying leisurely easy business from > home! > > $$$ FINALLY MAKE SOME DREAMS COME TRUE! $$$ ACT NOW! > Take your first step toward achieving financial independence. Order > the reports and follow the program outlined above __ SUCCESS will be > your reward. > > Thank you for your time and consideration. PLEASE NOT: If you need > help with starting a business, registering a business name, learning > now income tax is handled, etc., contact your local office of the > Small Business Administration (A Federal Agency) 1-800-827-5722 > for free help and answers to questions. Also the Internal Revenue > Service offers free help via telephone and free seminars about > business tax requirements. Your earnings are highly dependent on > your activities and advertising. The information contained on this > site and in the report constitutes no guarantees stated nor implied. > In the event that it is determined that this site or report > constitutes a guarantee of any kind, that guarantee is now void. The > earnings amounts listed on this site and in the report are estimates > only. If you have any questions of the legality of this program, > contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, > Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection in > Washington DC. > > Under Bill s.1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th US Congress this > letter cannot be considered spam as long as the sender includes > contact information and a method of removal. This is a one time > e-mail transmission. No request for removal is necessary. > > >
