Sorry this is off-topic, but I thought you might be amused by the
following, extracted from the front page of ISO standard 7185
(Unextended Pascal Standard (on-line version)) :
Use this information only for good; never for evil.
Do not expose to fire. Do not operate heavy equipment
after reading, may cause drowsiness. Do not read under
the influence of alcohol (although there have been
several unconfirmed reports that alcohol actually
improves the readability). The standard is written
in English. If you have trouble understanding a particular
section, read it again and again and again...
Sit up straight. Eat your vegatables. Do not mumble.
(c) ISO/IEC 1991
I didn't think those standards people had a sense of humour ... ;-)
See ya!
Joe.
