Okay, let me apologize :-)

I sent the email prior to reading the entire chain or I would not have
sent it. Sorry Dan.

 

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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Rick Cook
Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:44 AM
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OK, guys, you heard Dan - let's save it for tomorrow, ok?

 

Rick 

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Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:39 AM
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** 

Chris, you forgot the most important. I've already learned this in my
five years of being married.

 

11. Whatever the problem is, it's always the man's fault.

 

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Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:00 PM
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THE ONLY 10 Things Men (ok...I) Know About Women:

 

1. They don't look at the toilet seat before they sit down.

2. If it could be said in 10 words, they'll use 50.

3. They smell nicer than we do.

4. Fabric, lipstick, throw pillows, bath salts, sling-backs and
decoupage (whatever the hell that is) are important to them for some
reason.

5. Your wife/girlfriend's girlfriends know an uncomfortable amount about
you...somehow.

6. They just know better....somehow.

7. They can talk to another woman for 10 minutes and be lifelong
friends, as illustrated by strangers knowing an uncomfortable amount
about you....somehow.

8. They're nice and soft sometimes and mean as hell at others and often
it's impossible to tell the difference.

9. If you answer a direct question about their appearance in any way,
you're in trouble...somehow.

10 If you decide to teach them a lesson for not looking at the toilet
seat before sitting down and leave the plunger in there, they may decide
they don't need you anymore, divorce you and hire a kid to mow the
grass.

 

And, after 10 years of marriage, that's about it.

 

-CW

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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joe D'Souza
        Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:37 PM
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        ** 

        Few men forget anniversaries? The remaining account for a
significant 0.00000001 of the male population.. That's probably an
improvement from the trend 10 years ago..

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                Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:20 PM
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Women

                ** 

                No one has posted "Top 10 Things Women know about Men" ?

                 

                I guess #1 is "They don't understand Women" !

                 

                Colin 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                
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                Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:15 PM
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                ** 

                How can anyone defend against the truth?

                 

                C

                 

                
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                Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 3:33 PM
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Women

                ** I notice no men are refuting the post ..... lol ....
:)

                On 5/15/07, Gidd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: 

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                Doh !!

                 

                Regards...Gidd 

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