I enjoyed that ! Thanks, Susan
On 12/7/07, Gidd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > ** Questions that have Confused humankind!! > > a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll > squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\" > > a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a > horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? > > a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? > > a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? > > a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of > coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? > > a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re > both dogs! > > a.. What do you call male ballerinas? > > a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why > didn\'t he just buy dinner? > > a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? > > a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from > vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? > > a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? > > a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? > > a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the > same tune? > > a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? > > a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad > at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his > head out the window into the wind? > > a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? > __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in > it___ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
