Norm,
Another good one. Good day today.
Stan
----- Original Message -----
From: Kaiser Norm E CIV USAF 96 CS/SCCE
Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Sent: Friday, February 15, 2008 10:24: AM
Subject: Friday Humor: Confusion Clarification
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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, This should
make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time
in an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ WORK
you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ PRISON
you get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it
@ WORK
you get time off for good behavior
you get more work for
good behavior
@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ PRISON
@ WORK
you must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself
@ WORK
you can watch TV and play games
@ PRISON
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ WORK
you get your own toilet
@ PRISON
you have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
@ WORK
they allow your family and friends to visit
@ PRISON
you aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
@ WORK
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ PRISON
you get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails
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