Man, just think how much more beer would fit in the jar if you didn't have all
that nasty, worthless debris in there!
--Tim
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From: Kevin Gallagher <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 11:56:51 AM
Subject: [ARSLIST] OT:Friday Humor
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day
is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of
him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He
shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf
balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of
course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was
full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the
entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the
sand. The students laughed.
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize
that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important
things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your
favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained,
your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your
car.
The sand is everything else---the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into the
jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small
stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
'Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Spend time
with your children Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take
time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of
the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The
rest is just sand.'
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The
professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.' The Beer just shows you that
no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of
Beers with a friend.'
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