oh yes, and I almost forgot... guess what software they use to run the whole
thing - you got it - REMEDY.. ;-)
Nothing like an Incident that says - "Please dispatch sanitation to Chicken
Gun after testing at 1800"

Jase Brandon
Quality Technology Services

On Fri, Dec 5, 2008 at 1:15 PM, Jase Brandon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> I used to work there and have seen the infamous "Chicken Gun" first hand.
> It's located at Arnold Air Force Base, Tullahoma, TN.
>
> Thought you guys may enjoy the link =
> http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0JCA/is_/ai_n15623212
>
> Cheers,
>
> Jase Brandon
> Quality Technology Services
>
>   On Fri, Dec 5, 2008 at 1:08 PM, Rick Cook <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>> ** Do you really think that Adam would pass on a chance to build a cannon
>> that would shoot a frozen bird through a window?  Of COURSE they did a show
>> on that some years ago!
>>
>> One of my favorite shows on TV!
>>
>>
>> On Fri, Dec 5, 2008 at 9:49 AM, Lammey, Peter A. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> ** Didnt they do experiments similar to this on Mythbusters?
>>> Im sure I have seen one episode when they tested the myth about people
>>> flying out of a window from an airplane when the window is broken.
>>> I wonder if they did the test with a chicken....
>>>
>>>
>>> Thanks
>>> Peter Lammey
>>> ESPN IT Client Architecture and Automation
>>> 860-766-4761
>>>
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>>>
>>> This is allegedly a true story. Engineers at a major aerospace company
>>> were instructed to test the effects of bird-strikes (notably geese) on the
>>> windshields of airliners and military jets. To simulate the effect of a
>>> goose colliding with an aircraft traveling at high speed, the test engineers
>>> built a powerful gun, with which they fired dead chickens at the
>>> windshields. The simulations using the gun and the dead chickens worked
>>> extremely effectively, happily proving the suitability of the windshields,
>>> and several articles about the project appeared in the testing industry
>>> press.
>>>
>>> It so happened that another test laboratory in a different part of the
>>> world was involved in assessing bird-strikes - in this case on the
>>> windshields and drivers' cabs of new very high speed trains. The train test
>>> engineers had read about the pioneering test developed by the aerospace
>>> team, and so they approached them to ask for specifications of the gun and
>>> the testing methods. The aerospace engineers duly gave them details, and the
>>> train engineers set about building their own simulation.
>>>
>>> The simulated bird-strike tests on the train windshields and cabs
>>> produced shocking results. The supposed state-of-the-art shatter-proof high
>>> speed train windshields offered little resistance to the high-speed
>>> chickens; in fact every single windshield that was submitted for testing was
>>> smashed to pieces, along with a number of train cabs and much of the test
>>> booth itself.
>>>
>>> The horrified train engineers were concerned that the new high speed
>>> trains required a safety technology that was beyond their experience, so
>>> they contacted the aerospace team for advice and suggestions, sending them
>>> an extensive report of the tests and failures.
>>>
>>> The brief reply came back from the aero-engineers: "You need to defrost
>>> the chickens....
>>>
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