Joe.. I am literally"Laughing out Loud"!!! Good ones and thanks for the Friday Humor.. :-)
On Fri, Jan 15, 2010 at 6:58 AM, Joe D'Souza <jdso...@shyle.net> wrote: > When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him > keep > her. > David Bissonette > > After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just > can't > face each other, but still they stay together. > Sacha Guitry > > By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a > bad one, you'll become a philosopher. > Socrates > > Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. > Anonymous > > The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What > does > a woman want?" > Dumas > > I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. > Sigmund Freud > > 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a > restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and > dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' > Anonymous > > 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic > banking. It's called marriage.' > Sam Kinison > > 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the > second > one didn't.' > James Holt McGavra > > Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming > 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, > 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. > Patrick Murra > > The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it > once.... > Nash > > You know what I did before I married? > Anything I wanted to. > Anonymous > > My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. > Henny Youngman > > A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. > Rodney Dangerfield > > A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he > received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have > mine.' > Anonymous > > First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' > Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' > Anonymous > > SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE > LADIES > WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT! > > Or your computer screen will turn pink with flowers and butterflies haha > > > _______________________________________________________________________________ > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org > Platinum > Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net<sponsor%3armisoluti...@verizon.net>ARSlist: > "Where the Answers Are" > _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
