Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district).
Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -----Original message----- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 > Hi Phil, > > > > Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in > Congress on a plane that none would say hello. > > > > Stan > > > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista > Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Friday Humor - 2 > > > > ** > > A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so > he turned to him and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you > strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." > > Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his > 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want > to talk about?" > > Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, > universal health care, or the debt ceiling?" as he smiled smugly. > > "OK," he said. "Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a > question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. > Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and > a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" > > The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, > thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." > > To which the Remedy Consultant replies, "Do you really feel qualified to > discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you > don't know poop?" > > > > Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! > > > > Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board > > 512-731-0304 > > http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista > > http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html > > > > _____ > > No virus found in this message. > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com > Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 > > _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ > > > _______________________________________________________________________________ > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org > attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are" > _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
