How about this one:
"15 minutes could save you 15% or more!" 15% of what? Coming from a Gecko doesn't really mean much to me. I think they should substitute a Caveman. Oh wait, they did!! :) Advertisers! You gotta love them! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Joe Martin D'Souza" <jdso...@shyle.net> To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Monday, March 5, 2012 1:32:27 PM Subject: Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** That’s the same thing as saying something is ‘New & Improved’.. how can something be new if its has been improved? Doesn’t it already have had existed to be improved? :-) Joe From: John Sundberg Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 11:56 AM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** Reading between the lines when somebody says "Completely redesigned…" 2 things should come to mind. 1) Current implementation must blow chunks 2) New implementation is untested More lipstick please... Hi-ya - karate chop!!! -John -- John David Sundberg 235 East 6th Street, Suite 400B St. Paul, MN 55101 (651) 556-0930 -work (651) 247-6766 -cell (651) 695-8577 -fax john.sundb...@kineticdata.com _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"