It was a beautiful day on the back nine when Rich McConsultant dropped dead on the golf course. He awoke before the classic pearly gates looking up at St. Peter. Having paid for the best doctors and thinking he took reasonably good care of himself, Rich inquired about his sudden demise.
St. Peter read off the scroll before him, "Rich McConsultant, eight-five, death by old age." Rich shot back, "Eighty-five?!? I was only fifty-two! You've got the wrong guy!!!" St. Peter tapped a line on the scroll, "I assure you there is no mistake, eighty-five years." St. Peter looked up at Rich with a smile, "of course, we calculate by your time charged." As St. Peter made a small motion of his hand, Rich felt a hot draft behind him. . . Kelly Logan, Sr. Systems Administrator (Remedy, Planview), GMS ProQuest | 789 E. Eisenhower Parkway, P.O. Box 1346 | Ann Arbor MI 48106-1346 USA | 734.997.4777 kelly.lo...@proquest.com<mailto:kelly.lo...@proquest.com> www.proquest.com ProQuest...Start here. 2010 InformationWeek 500 Top Innovator P Please consider the environment before printing this email. This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the sender, and delete the message from your computer. _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
