I can't stand by and not reply! Things Men Say
"I'M GOING FISHING" - Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." - Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" - Means: "I have no idea how it works." "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." - Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." - Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING". - Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." - Means: "No one will ever see us alive again." "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK" - Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up." -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joel Sender Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:43 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - RESOLVED Q. Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big?" A. No garment could ever create THAT illusion, dear. ;-> Joel Joel Sender jdsen...@earthlink.net 310.829.5552 -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of richard....@bwc.state.oh.us Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:39 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor How about: "Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big?" -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something & you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ____________________________________________________________________________ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are" Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. ____________________________________________________________________________ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are" _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are" _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
