IN GOOD JEST.................. :-)
THE BENGALI
(These Were sent to bong friends by an Assamese - their retort comes laterÂ….)
What do you call a mad Bengali? In Sen.
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? Kalidas Guha.
A Bengali mobster? Robin Ganguli.
A perfumed Bengali? Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith? Shonar Bongla.
What do you call a mad Bengali? In Sen.
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? Kalidas Guha.
A Bengali mobster? Robin Ganguli.
A perfumed Bengali? Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith? Shonar Bongla.
What's bigger than the state of Bengal? The Bay of Bengal.
An angry Bengali letter? Chitti-chitti Bong Bong.
A talkative Bengali? Bulbul Chatterjee.
An outlawed Bengali? Kanoon Banerjee or Bonduk Banerjee.
An enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu.
A Bengali who works? A work of fiction.
A stupid Bengali girl? Balika Buddhu.
A Bengali marriage? Bedding.
What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe? Mr.Goosh.
An angry Bengali letter? Chitti-chitti Bong Bong.
A talkative Bengali? Bulbul Chatterjee.
An outlawed Bengali? Kanoon Banerjee or Bonduk Banerjee.
An enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu.
A Bengali who works? A work of fiction.
A stupid Bengali girl? Balika Buddhu.
A Bengali marriage? Bedding.
What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe? Mr.Goosh.
What did one Bengali voyeur ask another? Keyhollo.
What's common between Bengalis and sperms? Only 1 in a million works
What does a Ghati call a burping Bong? Mukhopadhaya
How does the Bong learn the alphabet? A for Orange,B for Begetable....
How does a Bong relax in the evening? He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij.
What's common between Bengalis and sperms? Only 1 in a million works
What does a Ghati call a burping Bong? Mukhopadhaya
How does the Bong learn the alphabet? A for Orange,B for Begetable....
How does a Bong relax in the evening? He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij.
THE RETORT
THE ASSANESE !!!
How do you translate "Baby's Day Out" in Assamese ? ----- Bacchu Ba(h)ruah.
Young Assamese globe trotter ? Prithvi Deka
Assamese Santa claus ---- Lal Bahadur Bora.
How did one Assamese voyeur inspire another? Ki'maan ( Come on)
What currency did a AHOM wished to be bribed in? Gahori Gahori.......
What do you call a mad Assamese? Ashanta Saikia.
A hen pecked Assamese husband ---- Mr. Go hain.
A BIG time hen pecked Assamese husband --- Mr. Borgohain
A OLD BIG time hen pecked Assamese husband ---- Mr. Uddhav Burogohain=20
An Ita-lian Hair Dresser ---- Mr. Kuntal Barbora
Ahomese Breakfast: Zhaal Paan( No wonder Uddhav never gets a proper = breakfast in North India)
Favourite Ahomese season: Atom (Uddhav never misses on atomnal flavours)
How does an Ahom Release his gastro related problems?
By going to the Brohomoputro ribhar and having chaamosa with tometto soss and habhing minerale woater.
How do you translate "Baby's Day Out" in Assamese ? ----- Bacchu Ba(h)ruah.
Young Assamese globe trotter ? Prithvi Deka
Assamese Santa claus ---- Lal Bahadur Bora.
How did one Assamese voyeur inspire another? Ki'maan ( Come on)
What currency did a AHOM wished to be bribed in? Gahori Gahori.......
What do you call a mad Assamese? Ashanta Saikia.
A hen pecked Assamese husband ---- Mr. Go hain.
A BIG time hen pecked Assamese husband --- Mr. Borgohain
A OLD BIG time hen pecked Assamese husband ---- Mr. Uddhav Burogohain=20
An Ita-lian Hair Dresser ---- Mr. Kuntal Barbora
Ahomese Breakfast: Zhaal Paan( No wonder Uddhav never gets a proper = breakfast in North India)
Favourite Ahomese season: Atom (Uddhav never misses on atomnal flavours)
How does an Ahom Release his gastro related problems?
By going to the Brohomoputro ribhar and having chaamosa with tometto soss and habhing minerale woater.
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