Loved that one. But since the Assamese were left out, allow me to fill in:
One Assamese is a Kharkhowa ( Khar is an alkaline fluid, created by
draining water thru ash from burnt , dried banana plant roots. It is
the primary fluid in a soupy dish, favorite with the Assamese.
Historically the dish provided much needed electrolytic balance to
the salt-starved , landlocked populace ).
Two Assamese makes an ULFA battalion. Three Assamese is a Bangladeshi
ousting vigilante group and four Assamese is an union of
wanna-be-Indians :-).
At 11:01 AM -0400 8/24/07, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Demographics in India
10. MALAYALEES: One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop. Two Malayalees
is a boat race. Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket. Four
Malayalees is an oil slick. 9. TAMILIANS: One Tamilian is a fugitive
sandalwood smuggler. Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad. Three
Tamilians is a classical music school. Four Tamilians is a
Jayalalitha fan club. 8. ANDHRAITES: One Andhraite is a
cycle-rickshaw driver. Two Andhraites is a spice shop. Three
Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites is the Telugu film
industry. 7. BENGALIS: One Bengali is a rosagulla shop. Two Bengalis
is a black-and-white movie. Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support
group. Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement. 6. RAJASTHANIS: One
Rajasthani is a cattle-seller. Two Rajasthanis is a mason. Three
Rajasthanis is a puppet show. Four Rajasthanis is a folk
dance-drama. 5. PUNJABIS: One Punjabi is a truck driver. Two
Punjabis is one bottle of whisky in one night. Three Punjabis is a
public fist-fight. Four Punjabis is 200 kg of excess weight.
4. BOMBAYITES: One Bombayite is a hawker. Two Bombayites is a film
industry. Three Bombayites is a slum. Four Bombayites is the
rush-hour train crowd. 3. GUJARATIS: One Gujarati is a share broker
in a Mumbai train. Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai
train. Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train. Four
Gujaratis is a money-laundering racket. 2. SINDHIS: One Sindhi is a
currency racket. Two Sindhis is a papad factory. Three Sindhis is a
duplicate goods shop. Four Sindhis is a lot of gas around (yeech!).
1. BIHARIS: One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis is a
booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis is a caste killing. Four
Biharis is the total literate population of the state.
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