An insect falls into a mug of beer... Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out.
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer. Irish : Chokes the insect to spit the beer it has drunk. Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away. Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer.Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for Military aid.Takes a loan from the American to help Pakistan keep a balance of power in the sub-continent,and uses the money to buy the beer.
