:-)
Nice one.
>From: Babul Gogoi <
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>Reply-To: Babul
Gogoi <
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>To:
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[Assam] Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from
US...
>Date: Fri, 1 Jul 2005 16:13:07 +0530
>
>21. Tries to
use credit card in road side hotel.
>
>20. Drinks and carries
mineral water and always speaks of health
>conscious.
>
>19.
Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
>
>18.
Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
>
>17. Says "Hey" instead of
"Hi".
>says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
>Says "Cab" instead of
"Taxi".
>Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
>Says "Cookie"
instead of "Biscuit".
>Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
>Says
"got to go" instead of "Have to go".
>Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for
704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of
>Seven Zero Four)
>
>16.
Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every
>time
he steps out.
>15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),
and counts
>in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
>14. Tries to figure all
the prices in Dollars as far as possible
>(but deep down the heart
multiplies by 43 times).
>
>13. Tries to see the % of fat on the
cover of a milk pocket.
>12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z
(Zed), repeats "Zee"
>several times, if the other person unable to get,
then says X, Y
>Zee(but never says Zed)
>11. Writes date as
MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
>says "Oh! British
Style!!!!"
>10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road
Conditions.
>9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet
Lag".
>8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
>7. Tries to drink
"Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
>6. Tries to complain about any
thing in India as if he is
>experiencing it for the first
time.
>5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as
"mojule".
>4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba
food.
>
>Few more important
>
>3. From the luggage
bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by
>which he traveled back
to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
>2. Takes the cabin luggage
bag to short visits in India, tries to
>roll the bag on Indian
Roads.
>
>Ultimate one
>
>1. Tries to begin
conversation with
>"In US ...." or "When I was in
US..."
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