On Friday 22 July 2005 01:21, Henry Coleman wrote: > What a wonderful idea! My girlfriend's cottage about 3 hours N/E of > Toronto. Unfortunatly, there's no Hydro so all the power has to be > generated by solar cells. > She is constantly complaining about her wieght so this could be a great > solution with > the added bonus that she will now be able to use the hair dryer!
That reminds me of a joke: A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck, but she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would have settled on any beat up old truck but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!" So, he did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since. -A.
