Re: You know you program way too much when.....
10. when you are hurting, you expect a traceback
11. When you need sleep, you feel your brain running a garbage collector, counting cycles as it goes
12. for bgt users, each time you dress up, you think of it like explained in the tutorial
13. when you go someware, you run something like this in your mind:
while cain functional:
go forward
if obstacle to the left and obstacle in the way:
backtrack()
recalculate possible way for obstacle avoidance
if obstacle in front:
if obstacle.interactable or obstacle.type==sancient being:
take appropriate action()
else: recalculate possible way for obstacle avoidance()
#and so on
if destination reached:
stop()
take appropriate action()
#end of code reached.
14. Each time you want to do sex with someone, you ask whether you can enter her critical section
15. If she answers something like no, you instead hear access denied.
16. you think of the world in general as a digitised world inside microsoft azure
17. when you want some food, you say something like barman.request(new RequestCommand(()=>{
await Query.ExecuteAsink("select * from whiskey where whiskey.price<12$");}
18. when you go to the doctor, you say critical structural damage. Segfault at zone foot, segment finger.
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