From: "Abner" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Icc-Avr" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, November 28, 2002 2:29 PM Subject: [Icc-avr] RV: Bill gates at the pearly gates :)
> Hope you enjoy it :) > > --------------------------------------------- > Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly > gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter. > > "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to > send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by > putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created > that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before > . . . > I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." > > "So what's the difference between the two?" Bill asked. > St. Peter said, "I could let you visit both places briefly, > if it will help your decision." > > "Fine! Where should I go first?" > "You decide." > "Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first." > > So Bill Gates went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with > clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the > water, > laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. > He was very pleased. > > "This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is Hell, I'd REALLY like > to see Heaven!" > > "Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the > clouds, > with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, > but nothing like Hell. It didn't take long for Bill to reach his decision. > > "I think I prefer Hell," he told St. Peter. So Bill Gates went to Hell. > > Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to > see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled > to a wall, screaming among hot flames in a dark cave, being burned and > tortured by demons. > > "How's everything going?" he asked Bill Gates. His voice filled with > anguish an disappointment, Bill responded, "This is awful! This is > nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is > happening! > What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, > the scantily-clad women playing in the water?" > > "Oh, that was a demo," replied St. Peter. . . > "This is the release version." > -- * You are subscribed to the aus-soaring mailing list. * To Unsubscribe: send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * with "unsubscribe aus-soaring" in the body of the message * or with "help" in the body of the message for more information.
