Hi all,
I have been working on my Boomer
fuselage (what else would a baby boomer of 1946 fly) in the sun on my
front verandah today.
I have been installing a aerourinal as I find as I
age dehydration knocks me around a lot more and it's antidote is not compatible
with my ageing bladder.
After carefully routing the sullage line to ensure
it did not inhibit any control circuits or other mechanisms I reinstalled the
seat pan and sat in the glider. All was OK and the penile receptacle positioned
perfectly. When I went to test it I found my pants had no fly.
Assuming voice of HG:
MEN, do you realise that this
is part of an international female plot to make us take our pants off to pee
as women have had to do for millenia? Is your wardrobe slowly filling, like
mine, with shorts/pants that have no fly and worse still have, as well as
elastic, drawstrings that knot when you are caught short at either end and
cannot get undone?
Sitting there in the cockpit on the front
verandah I contemplated the number of times over the past couple of years I have
had to pee at the airstrip or in my paddocks with my arse freezing as my pants
are down around my knees. I contemplated the number of times I have almost
shat my pants because I had double knoted the drawstring, to ensure the knot did
not slip and let the shorts/pants slide down, and could not get the knot
undone.
There are three solutions to this
problem:
1. Buy your own
shorts /pants.
2. Request your partner to only buy
shorts/pants for you with flys.
3. Wear you pyjama pants when you go gliding
like IP.
Chris McDonnell
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