Maksa ya.
Anak apa yang paling jelek di dunia? Anak- anak bilang sii.. ..situ... :p
Jus apa yang menyakitkan? Justru itu yg bikin bingung..??
Ikan Lele apa yang ada di pinggir jalan dan tempat2x keramaian??? Ikan
lele pecel.
Janin apa yg bs nyanyi ... Janin Jackson.??
Apa nama penyakit terkenal di cina? Flu hongkong
Apa persamaan tukang sate dan tukang soto? Sama-sama tukang..!!
Gimana caranya supaya telor berubah jadi nanas?? Jual telor beli nanas...
Lemari apa yg bisa masuk kantong..?? Lemari tangan...!!
Hewan apa yg bisa kaya..?? Ber uang ...... , bel ibis . ...
Di atas putih trus dibawah kuning, ayo apaan tuh? Nasi di atas buah
nangka..
Abang siapa yang 3 kali puasa, 3 kali lebaran ngga pernah pulang? Bang
Thoyib.....hah, ketahuan penggemar dangdut ya..??
Kecoa apa yang masuk rumah sakit? Kecoa normal dimana-mana koq..
Bensin campur apa, yang 1 liter bisa dipake keliling pulau jawa ? Bensin
campur jalan kaki.
Bandara mana yang disukai pria playboy? Ini aku benar2 gak tahu, bukan
playboy sih...hehehe
Sapu apa yang selalu menempel ? Sapu ijuk, sapu lidi bisa nempel kalo mau
ditempelin..
Lampu apa yang di pecahin keluar orang? Lampu teras orang diembat pake
batu, yg punya khan keluar tuh....
Panda apa yg manis, imut, ngegemesin, dan gak ngebosenin?????????
Pandangain aku deh.
Apa bedanya orang kurus dan orang gemuk? Beda di kemasannya doang...50 kg
netto atau 150 kg bruto..
5 orang berjalan di bawah satu payung kecil tapi kenapa tidak ada satupun
orang yang kehujanan ? Yang jalannya dibawah terik matahari, yg sedang gak ada
ujan..
Pocong apa yang disenengin ibu2 ? Pocong bisa masak kali ya.???
Ada lagi gak yang lebih maksa..???
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