hi..hi....lucu....lucu... salam,mama haydar -----Original Message----- From: dwinasari rachmadi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 3:08 AM To: Ignasia Widiya; Pitiq Pitiq; Triana Sari Rachmadi; Rike; Feliyana Saridewi; Fransisca Anggraeni; Cihu & Citia; Sheila Gandajaya; Agus Nugraha Subject: Fwd: Children
Honny Kandany <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] From: "Honny Kandany" Date: Thu, 21 Aug 2003 01:38:06 +0000 Subject: [laweekenders] Children >WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN > >To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, >grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you >chuckle. > >Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the >thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. >After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first >thing he said was "DON'T!" > >"Don't what?" Adam replied. > >"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. > >"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...we have forbidden >fruit!!!!!" > >"No Way!" > >"Yes way!" > >"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. > >"Why" > >"Because I am your Father, and I said so," God replied--wondering why He >hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God >saw His children having an apple break, and He was ticked! > >"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked. > >"Uh huh," Adam replied. > >"Then why did you?" asked the Father. > >"I don't know," said Eve. > >"She started it," Adam said. > >"Did not!" > >"Did too!" > >"DID NOT!" > >Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve >should have children of their own. Thus, the pattern was set, and it has >never changed. > >BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! > >If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they >haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising >children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? > >THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! > >1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and >talk. Then, you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. > >2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. > >3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. > >4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word >what you shouldn't have said. > >5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that >there are children more awful than your own. > >6. We child proofed our homes, but they are still getting in. > >ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing >home. > >AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT >SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"
