Ha ha, I wonder what happened after the 5th baby...
Oni is Worry Free® -----Original Message----- From: Sylvia Radjawane <sylvia.radjaw...@gmail.com> Date: Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:39:47 To: <balita-anda@balita-anda.com> Subject: [balita-anda] [Joke] First Child, Second Child, Third ... :) Hi all, Sekadar FW dari e-mail teman .... It's not based on my own experiences (actually ...Yes for some items ;)) happy reading & have a nice day :) Sylvia - mum to Jovan, Rena, Aleta & Luigi First Child, Second Child, Third How Motherhood Progresses as the Family Increases *Your Clothes* *1st baby:* You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your ObGyn confirms your pregnancy. *2nd baby:* You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. *3rd baby:* Your regular clothes ARE your maternity clothes. *The Baby's Name* *1st baby:* You pore over baby name books and practice pronouncing and writing combination of all your favorites. *2nd baby:* Someone has to name their kid after great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you. *3rd baby:* You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls. Bimaldo? Sounds good to me *Preparing for birth* *1st baby:* You practice your breathing regularly. *2nd baby:* You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. *3rd baby:* You ask for an epidural in the 8th month. *Clothing* *1st baby:* You pre-wash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau. *2nd baby:* You check to make sure the clothes are clean and discard only those with the darkest stains. *3rd baby:* Boys can wear pink, can't they?? *Worries* *1st baby:* At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby. *2nd baby:* You pick up the baby when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn. *3rd baby:* You teach your 3 yr old how to rewind the mechanical swing. *Activities* *1st baby:* You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swim and Baby Story Hour. *2nd baby:* Your take your infant to Baby Gymnastics. *3rd baby:* You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaners. *Going Out* *1st baby:* The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times. *2nd baby:* Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave number where you can be reached. *3rd baby:* You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood. *At Home* *1st baby* You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby. *2nd baby* You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking or hitting the baby. *3rd baby* You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
