Eleven Things Only Women Understand 11. Cats' facial expressions 10. What the hell is so important about chocolate.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds 7. Fat clothes 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time 5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow 3. Eyelash curlers 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made and, the Number One thing only women understand: 1. OTHER WOMEN