Lucky husband? Or.. lucky guy! >> >>Dear Husband: >>I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. >>I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show >>for it. These last two weeks have been hell.Your boss called to tell me >>that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. >> >> >> >>Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and >>nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new >>negligee.You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to >>sleep after watching the game. >> >> >>You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or >>anything.Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever >>the case is, I'm gone. >>P.S.If you're trying to find me, don' t.Your BROTHER and I are moving >>away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! >> >> >>Your EX-Wife >> >> >>Dear Ex-Wife >>Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.It's true that >>you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a >>far cry from what you've been.I watch sports so much to try to drown out >>your constant nagging.Too bad that doesn't work.I did notice when you >>cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was >>"You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you >>can't say anything nice. >> >> >>When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY >>BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. >> >>I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price >>tag was still on it.I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother >>had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was >>$49.99. >> >> >>After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it >>out.So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for thirty million >>dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.But when I >>got home you were gone.Everything happens for a reason I guess.I hope >>you have the filling life you always wanted. >> >> >>My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from >>me. So take care. >> >> >>P.S.I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born >>Carla.I hope that's not a problem. >> >> >>Signed Rich As Hell and Free! >> ," DISCLAIMER : The information contained in this communication (including any attachments) is privileged and confidential, and may be legally exempt from disclosure under applicable law. It is intended only for the specific purpose of being used by the individual or entity to whom it is addressed. If you are not the addressee indicated in this message (or are responsible for delivery of the message to such person), you must not disclose, disseminate, distribute, deliver, copy, circulate, rely on or use any of the information contained in this transmission. We apologize if you have received this communication in error; kindly inform the sender accordingly. Please also ensure that this original message and any record of it is permanently deleted from your computer system. We do not give or endorse any opinions, conclusions and other information in this message that do not relate to our official business. ================ Kirim bunga, http://www.indokado.com Info balita: http://www.balita-anda.com Stop berlangganan/unsubscribe dari milis ini, e-mail ke: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Peraturan milis, email ke: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
