Hehehe aya-2 wae joke tentang airline teh yah :D... dr milis sabeulah. Very Low Cost & Low Safety airlines Features, Facilities and Maintenance plus tips.
1. No brake - LION AIR 2. No Radar - ADAM AIR 3. No overweight - MANDALA AIRLINE 4. Fuel/Water mixed - BATAVIA AIR 5. Diving in Bengawan Solo included - GARUDA 6. Live Triple X video - MARIA EVA AIR All Airlines may or may not include a thrill ride, such as spinning or skidding on the runway. Notes: -- All of the above aircraft Engine are "New", made in Cikarang. -- The Airframe are check regularly (if not forgotten, that is) -- All the Tire are re-conditioned to TA (tanah abang) spec. -- All have "automatic" reclining seat and "ergonomic" seat, fitted just for you, (it reclined whether you want it or not and if you think the seat is too small or too big, then obviously your body is abnormal) -- All maintenance are carried out according to the manufacture recommendation, provided that the manual is available. -- All yearly maintenance are carried out according to the regulation, provided the authority is available to enforce it. -- All SB (Service Bulletin) are followed as necessary, provided that the SB are read by the mechanic or not hidden by the manager. -- Everything about safety are checked and inspected ANYTIME, as required by the authority (if there is no authority around, then it might not be checked) Note: If before/during/after the flight, you find anything that are not in order, such as, crack airframe, worn out tire, break fluid or fuel leaking, etc. please do nothing, because it is most likely that they keep it that way as design features. ======================= Incase of emergency - What To Do: Engine Failure - on the ground: 1. Probably Nothing, you don't even know it, until they tell you to move to another aircraft or your flight has been delayed. Engine Failure - on Take off 1. Probably NOTHING (by the time you realized it, you already crashed) 2. If you survive, then try to get another ticket, so you can continue travelling. 3. If you are injured, try to find a doctor. 4. If you are dead, then you are dead. Engine Failure - on Landing Approach 1. Probably NOTHING (by the time you realized it, you already crashed) 2. If you survive, then continue to your destination. 3. If you are injured, try to find a doctor. 4. If you are dead, then you are dead. Engine Failure - on Flight, above Land: 1. PRAY 2. SCREAM LOUDLY 3. PANIC 4. Get all the blanket available, tied them together, you might use it as paraglide. 5. Look for the Emergency Exit, Get out of the plane, and find/wait another aircraft that passed by. 6. Fly to your destination. Engine Failure - on Flight, above Ocean: 1. PRAY 2. SCREAM LOUDLY 3. PANIC 4. Grab the Life jacket under your seat, as many as you can (just to be sure its not leak), and READ how to use it!! Broken Wing: 1. PRAY 2. SCREAM LOUDLY 3. PANIC 4. Ask for Antimo to prevent motion sickness (the airplane will spinned) 5. Inflate all Life jacket and take all the pillows and blankets available (think of it as an airbag) AFTER THE CRASH - on the Ground: 1. PRAY 2. SCREAM LOUDLY 3. PANIC 4. If you survive, then try to get another ticket, so you can continue travelling. 5. If you are injured, try to find a doctor. 6. If you are dead, then you are dead. AFTER The Crash - on the Water: 1. PRAY 2. SCREAM LOUDLY 3. PANIC 4.If you are injured, try to find a doctor. 5. Swim in any direction, you will find dry land, guaranteed! 6. If you choose to stay in the area, make sure you are out of the plane (it will sink!!) 7. If you are dead, then you are dead. Enjoy your flight. Send instant messages to your online friends http://asia.messenger.yahoo.com
