Hello all, We are pleased to announce our adoption by Wyemede's Gallant Gelbackler. Gelli was 10 weeks old this past Monday and we have survived 21 days of living with this little devil who answers to the sobriquet "Gelli, the Gila monster". So far, he has visited 9 states (on his drive home) and met 73 new people. One neighbor, who is into computer photography, has made a special study of Gelli and is producing incredible digital photos which I will load onto a web site as soon as I can get some spare time. Gelli is a brave little trooper who is adapting very well to his new home in Missouri. He is making good progress on house training (two days w/o an accident!) and wakes me to take him out during the night and yips by the door during the day. (Ma! don't embarrass me!) Gelli has also tamed the wild and dangerous downspout drain pipes and all the flowers and trees in the yard know that Gelli is boss. The birds and rabbits are still learning but the dust mop, broom, and vacuum cleaner are sworn enemies and have been vanquished. It should be noted that Gelli and the dishwasher have negotiated a mutual non-aggression pact. The refrigerator is still an open question. Yes, it hums and periodically make threatening noises but when barked at aggressively it sometime produces interesting treats like carrots and ice cubes. We'll have to work on training that white box to routinely disgorge interesting stuff. Gelli is also exhibiting typical BMD behaviors - he regularly bumps us with his nose (he barely has a nose for cryin' out loud!) and does the foot sits and leg wraps pretty frequently. Someone, (not me) taught him about belly rubs and he is routinely demanding those. There must be some kind of BMD correspondance course these babies attend before they are adopted coz this little guy sure knows all the moves. Weeks ago, in life BG (Before Gelli), I asked for advice on what to do to prepare for the pup. Many of you suggested that I catch up on my sleep. The message was fairly easy to grasp. New puppy = no sleep. The reality is something very different. Now, having lived 21 days with this little tornado I am driven to ask: What is sleep? I've had virtually no REM sleep in 21 days. I've taken to lying down on the floor with Gelli when he takes his nap. ("Ma! That's MY bed!.") The house is a shambles with doggie toys, gates, leashes, and assorted puppy paraphenalia everywhere. Professional appearance at work? - forget it! I got a quick dry haircut just for the pup. My team members laugh at me as I stumble through the day mumbling, "good boy". I've forced all of my colleagues to look at photos of my dog. On the other hand, I am pleased that I have to go to work. Its the only place I get any peace! To the person who recommended a gallon of Nature's Miracle -- are you sure this is enough? While Gelli is perfectly happy to reap the "Good Boys!" when he does his business outside this does not seem to deter him from doing a quick piddle indoors as need arises. Need arises after play, after sleep, after eating, after stretching, after 45 minutes, after drinking, after ..., pretty basically, after anything. To the person who recommended presentable pjs for midnite excursions. Thanks for the great advice! I would add that its inportant to practice donning these clothes and shoes in the dark in a sleep befuddled state while holding a squirming pup who needs to go NOW and it is pouring rain! Let's see, slip on shoes - whoops! Left foot into LEFT shoe! Pull on pants - no, you can't fit two human legs into one pants leg! Shirt is inside out and backwards? Who cares!? Ma! I gotta go NOW, NOW, NOW! Oh yeah, its raining and cold - where is the rain gear? Ooops! Need the towel for the pup when he comes inside AND finally, I've got to figure out where the damn door is and unlock it. All at 3:00am on a seriously sleep deprived schedule. After one night of this I learned to plan ahead: place clothes and shoes and raincoat where they can easily be found and put on in the dark. And, its not so bad to appear in the backyard in only a shirt and undies at 3:00 am. After all, who would be out at that hour except another puppy parent and they would understand. Finally, remember, failures in training are my failures -- not the pup's!
After all this whining I have to count our blessings. There is nothing better than being adopted by a Berner and I would not trade this for anything! ===== Patricia Buickerood __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). http://calendar.yahoo.com