Hi all Yes "she" will be worth her weight in "gold". Might I suggest the name Goldie? When we got our Costco berner, Bacchus went through the exact same things......licking ears, smelling nether regions [or will the new PC name be "neither regions"] rolled her over and gernerally fell in love. And this is a boy with a real live berner girl living here. He still "protects" her from Ari. Not in a mean way.....just in a "that's my baby and not yours" kinda way.
Trust me.....a Costco berner in the home is worth HER weight in gold. Love from Cathi, Bacchus and Ari [her favorite is the little pup they sold at Big Lots that sings "and they called it puppy love"] Massillon, Oh ----- Original Message ----- From: "Maria Crifasi" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, July 14, 2003 9:28 AM Subject: Re: What's Next??? > Pat wrote: > > > And will you accept even my bad ideas for a name for the Costco Berner? Do > you think your dogs would mind if I entered a name like Spot, or Rover? > > > sigh. oh Pat. Pat. Pat. Don't you realize how valuable that giant stuffed > Costco Berner is to those who own tactless, intact male Berners????? Win > that Berner and slap a nice big pink ribbon on "her" -- then watch as your > big male approaches "her" -- (I own a Costco Berner). This stuffed Berner > is matchless at ignoring your male. > > He will flip her ears. When no reaction is forthcoming, your male will face > her and eye her with confusion. Back to nuzzling and flipping ears. Nope. > No reaction. > > Your male will become more tender ... more ardent ... until that ear is (you > may trust me on this) sopping wet. Still no reaction. > > Your male will whine. No reaction. > > Bark. No reaction. > > He will sniff her nether region and give you, his owner, a very confused but > hilarious expression. > > You can practice "LEAVE IT" with that female. > > You can practice "NO SNIFF" with that female. > > She will be worth her weight in gold. > > trust me. > > Maria Crifasi > owned by Daisy and Buddy > Catoctin Mountains, Maryland > >
