Time to have a laugh! Flo/Florence/Yoke
Subject: Fwd: I am Just Fine > > > > >------------------------------------- >I am Just Fine >------------------------------------- >A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's >fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. >"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. >Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my >favorite mule, Bessie..." >"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the >question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" >Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving >down the road....." >The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the >fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman >on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is >trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. >Please tell him to simply answer the question." >By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to >the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, >Bessie". >Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. >"Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the >trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and >trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. >I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was >hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie >moaning and groaning. >I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the >accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning >and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal >condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. >Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and >said, "How are you feeling?" >"Now what the hell would you say?" > > > > > > >________________________________ See all the ways you can stay connected to friends and family --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---