Stages of an Orkut account!!! Pappu (real name "Nilesh") opens an Orkut account.
Stage 1: Pappu is called as "Pappu" and is 16 years old, have just cleared 10th standard exam. He opens an Orkut account. About Me: Some "sher" explaining friendship and love. Profile picture: Hritik or Shahid's photo Album: Katrina, Ayesha Takia, Amrita Raos photos, Pics of Shah Rukh Khans home Scraps: More "sher"s explaining all the philosophy in the world and claiming that Friendship and Love are the most important things in life. Friends: Invitation sent to each and everyone on Orkut. Communities: 10th standard batch community, Some brazilian community, Tendulkar / Federer fan community, Sunsign / Moonsign community Testimonial: Messages like "hoz u" / "wch col" / "hi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... u thr ..... tc" will be in the testimonials. Stage 2: Pappu has completed his bachelors. He is now called as Nilesh by everyone. He has got a job in a good company. About Me: Only in this stage about me is really "About me". Its full of what Nilesh likes, what he doesnt like, what he does in his spare time etc etc. Profile pic: Nilesh wearing goggle on some fort / tourist spot. Album: Nilesh and gang visiting each and every Multiplex / Fort / Water Fall in 100 km radius on bike. Scraps: Mainly this scrap from Girls "Do I know you ?" Friends: All the school, college batch mates, all the girls who are open to accept friend requests Communities: "Name Beginning with", "Surname beginning with", Company community, College community Testimonial: Testimonial claiming how is he the "GD" of at least three guys and how average he is and how he could be a good BF. Stage 3: Nilesh has now 5 years of work exp. He has been "onsite" once. His hair line is receding. And his parents are now "actively" looking for a girl for him. About Me: A very formal about me. Telling everyone where he works and his age and his hobbies. Profile pic: Nilesh in formals attending some cousins wedding / In front of some famous building in US Album: Full of Onsite pics. This includes pics of the famous buildings, roads in US, bikes and cars in US, US hotel room photos Scraps: Mainly scraps from girls looking for a good husband. Occasional scraps from school / college batch mates who are planning re union (which never happens) Friends: Very few additions to the friend list. Mainly people from the company. Communities: Community for his caste / sub caste Testimonial: No new testimonials. Stage 4 : Nilesh is now married for 2 months. About Me: No about me. Profile pic: Nilesh and his wife on honeymoon. Holding each other on some hill top. Album: Full of Marriage and Honeymoon pics. In all the pics the couple is standing extremely close to each other. Very rarely anything other than the couple is seen in the pics. Scraps: Scrap by almost everyone in the friend list congratulating on his marriage. Friends: Additions to the friend list are people from his wifes family. Typically a "Saali" or "Saala". Communities: No addition to the communities. Testimonial: "Saali" writes testimonial for her "Jiju". Stage 5: Nilesh is now married for 2 years. About Me: Some management / Philosophical/ "Self Help" type of funda. Profile pic: The marriage pic. Album: School and college farewell party, pics with the friends from first company when Nilesh's waist was 28 (Now its 34 threatening to reach 36) Scraps: Thank you scraps for the B'day wishes Nilesh has sent. Friends: No additions to the friend list. Communities: No addition to the communities. Testimonial: No testimonials. Stage 6: Nilesh and his wife now have a baby. About Me: Nothing. Profile pic: Kids photo Album: Only the kids snaps. Scraps: "Congratulations for the Gods gift" type of scraps. Friends: No additions. Communities: No addition to the communities. Testimonial: No testimonials. And after this everything is about the Kid and Wife and Nilesh is not living for himself but he is living for his parents / wife / kids. Nowadays Nilesh spends more time on "LinkedIn" than on Orkut :) DISCLAIMER: Notice : This e-mail and any attachments may contain information which is confidential to the addressee and may also be privileged. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, you may not copy, forward, disclose or otherwise use it in any way whatsoever. If you have received this e-mail by mistake, please e-mail the sender by replying to this message, and deleting the original and any printout thereof. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
