Just for laughs...... .. * *RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG* * ........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!! !!! * * *RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!! * * * GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!!!!!! * * * DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:* * WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE..... ....!!!!! * * *RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......* * * * THUS........ ......... ...... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!! * * *THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????* * * * BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE. ... * * *BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!* * EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!! * * *AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE* *RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA .... * * *WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????* * * * BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH' S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!! ! * * *ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....! * * SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS* * ............ ....* * ............ ..* * SUNDAY!!!!!! !!!!!!! * * *THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.... ......... ......... ......... .. * * ..........RAJANIKAN THS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!! !!!!!!!! * * * BREAKING NEWS:* * ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE..... !!* * RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!! * * *WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????* * ............ ......... .. TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!! * * *BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING.. * .*Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other. * * *THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.