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India and Pakistan recently realized that, if they continued political
tension, they would some day end up destroying each other. So they sat down and
decided to settle the whole dispute with a dog fight. The negotiators agreed
that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog they
could. The dog that won the fight would earn its country the right to rule
Kashmir. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Pakis found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the
world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the
meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from
each litter, killed all the other puppies and fed the lone dog all of the milk.
They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine,
until, after the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison
bars on his cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast.
When the day of the big fight arrived, the Indians showed up with a
strange animal: It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for the Indians. No one else thought this weird
animal stood a chance against the growling beast in the Paki camp.
The bookies predicted that Pakistan would win in less than a minute.
The cages were opened. The dachshund waddled toward the centre of the ring. The
Paki dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to
within an inch of the Indian dog, the dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed
the Paki beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from
the killer dog's tail.
The Pakis approached the Indians, shaking their heads in disbelief.
"We do not understand. Our top scientists and breeders worked for five
years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They developed a
killing machine."
"Really?" the Indians replied. "We had our top plastic surgeons working
for five years to make an alligator look like a dachshund"
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