New York, NY - A mysterious boost in productivity has been reported by economists and economy leaders worldwide. One manager, asking to remain anonymous, reported that "according to our Productivity Assessment and Internal Organization Computer (PANIC), work productivity has risen threefold, starting Monday morning." "If this pace keeps up for a week or two, our economy is saved.", states world famous economist Claudio R. Ash from the International Study group for Applied and National Economy (INSANE). Stock brokers had good reason to rejoice as well, given rising stocks in all major stock exchanges. (bpa)
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