If you haven't read the original
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I love Snobs response. Sorry brass bell clangers and letter of the law
freaks:

"And as far as obeying the law on your bicycle, here's my approach, and
it's based on both respect and common sense:

--When I'm in little fantasy bubble realms like gentrified Brooklyn where
there's an actual infrastructure designed to incorporate cars and bicycles
and pedestrians, and where it actually makes sense to follow the law
because the people who laid out the infrastructure actually realizes that
cars and bikes are completely different, I'm more than happy to be a good
little boy scout;

--When I'm in Midtown or some other place where I'm "sharing the road"
(that's cute) and thousands of two-ton 350 horsepower motor vehicles are
bearing down on me because they're driven by people whose only priority is
getting to the Midtown Tunnel or the 59th Street bridge as quickly as
possible, you can be damn well sure I'll do whatever the hell I need to do
in order to get a head start on these homicidal mutherfuckers, and that
includes running the light if I deem it safer to do so;

--When I'm in the city, I do not ride on the sidewalk.  However, if I'm in
some suburban or exurban area on one of those heavy traffic routes with no
shoulder that feeds into an Interstate, and there's a sidewalk, and nobody
has actually walked on that sidewalk since 1963 because they're all in
their cars speeding to the mall, and I feel like I need to use the sidewalk
to cross that Interstate, you're goddamn right I'm going to do it no matter
what the law says.  I'm going to "obey the letter of the law" in that
situation to prove I "deserve respect?"  Fuck that.

In other words, I'll use bicycle infrastructure responsibly if you give it
to me, but screw you if you think I'm going to pretend it's there when it's
not.  And if you think I don't "deserve" the infrastructure I don't have,
then you're in denial of both physics and common human decency.  The writer
of this op-ed, like most Americans, has been brainwashed into believing
that "drivers and cyclists share the same rights and responsibilities," as
if these vehicles are even remotely the same.  Cars and bikes aren't even
apples and oranges; they're 20-foot tall genetically-modified
elephant/shark hybrids and oranges.  Sure, technically you can eat both of
them, but the similarities end there.  But the reason people are willing to
buy into the "drivers and cyclists share the same rights and
responsibilities" bullshit is that it's all part of the American take on
"equality," which is that it's perfectly fine to hold somebody down and
fuck them, even if you've got 100 pounds on them, because technically
they're free to fuck you back.  (But of course if they do actually manage
to fuck you back, you charge them with rape.)"

R.
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