Hope can make everyone better even only a tiny.
('Tomorrow will be better' one of my fav chinese
oldies song)
>1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR :
>Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a
brain tumor.
>Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
>Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
>Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
>Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
>Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
>
>2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
>Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
>Mr. Bean : 9
>Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
>Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just
twisted the figure,
>the answer is 6!!
>
>3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
>Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
>Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
>Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
alphabet yet!!
>
>4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
>Friend : What are you looking at?
>Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
>Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw
it?
>Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
>
>5) MARRIAGE:
>Friend : How many women do you believe must a man
marry?
>Mr. Bean: 16
>Friend : Why?
>Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer,
4 better and 4 worse.
>
>6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
>Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is
it Ok?
>Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a
horror film. I didn't see
>any picture.
>Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
>Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
>
>7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
>Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
>Friend : condolence, my friend.
>(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
>Friend : what now?
>Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
>
>8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
>Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an
elevator for 4 hrs because
>of a power failure.
>Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on
the escalator for 3
>hrs.
>
>9) SPELLING LESSON:
>Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of
successful....is it one c or
>two c?
>Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!
>
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